Ask Lyra

Jul 28

ask-twilight:

asklyra:

Okay, Tootsie and I are back to normal. Bon-Bon isn’t back yet. Crisis averted. No one mention this to her.

Ever.

~OH BON-BON!~

You wouldn’t dare!

I mean-

Please don’t! I get into enough trouble around the house!

(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)

Okay, Tootsie and I are back to normal. Bon-Bon isn’t back yet. Crisis averted. No one mention this to her.

Ever.

ask-tootsie-flute:
“ asklyra:
“ ask-tootsie-flute:
“ asklyra:
“ ask-tootsie-flute:
“ *Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or...

ask-tootsie-flute:

asklyra:

ask-tootsie-flute:

asklyra:

ask-tootsie-flute:

*Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or what she’ll d-do about this…

Auntie Bon-Bon is not going to find out. Because then Miss Lyra would get in a lot of trouble…

Y-yeah! You’re right, shes not gonna find out…oooooohhhhh! But what if she does?!

That’s not going to happen… It’s already been half an hour. We just have to wait it out!

And if you have to go to the bathroom, you’re going to have to hold it. You’re too young for us to be having that talk.

Oh no, don’t worry. I went to the bathroom a few minutes before this all happened…I guess we should just act like normal-selves for the rest of the hour?

Yeah… normal… You bring Bon-Bon’s laptop in here and we’ll just… act normal…

And maybe stop talking about this on the ponynet…

(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)

ask-tootsie-flute:
“ asklyra:
“ ask-tootsie-flute:
“ *Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or what she’ll d-do about...

ask-tootsie-flute:

asklyra:

ask-tootsie-flute:

*Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or what she’ll d-do about this…

Auntie Bon-Bon is not going to find out. Because then Miss Lyra would get in a lot of trouble…

Y-yeah! You’re right, shes not gonna find out…oooooohhhhh! But what if she does?!

That’s not going to happen… It’s already been half an hour. We just have to wait it out!

And if you have to go to the bathroom, you’re going to have to hold it. You’re too young for us to be having that talk.

(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)

ask-tootsie-flute:
“ *Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or what she’ll d-do about this…
”
Auntie Bon-Bon is not going to find...

ask-tootsie-flute:

*Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or what she’ll d-do about this…

Auntie Bon-Bon is not going to find out. Because then Miss Lyra would get in a lot of trouble…

(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)

ask-tootsie-flute:
“ asklyra:
“ ask-tootsie-flute:
“ asklyra:
“ asklyra:
“ ask-tootsie-flute:
“ Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///
”
Oh crud!
Bon-Bon cannot see this!
D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss...

ask-tootsie-flute:

asklyra:

ask-tootsie-flute:

asklyra:

asklyra:

ask-tootsie-flute:

Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///

Oh crud!

Bon-Bon cannot see this!

D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an hour! :(((

I gotta find Bon-Bon’s work schedule! I think she posted it on her page somewhere…

I’ll help you find it! …What’s a work schedule?

AHHHH~! She only posted the days of the week! She could be home at any time! AHHHHHHHH~!

Oh no! DDDD: *Hyperventilating*

Calm down Tootsie! It’s okay! I promise! No one’s going to be upset with you! I promise!

(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)

unicyclistperiscopes asked: Lyra Did Molestia Turn You Into A Foal? Because She Turned Me Into A Guy. Why Do You Ponies Let The Princess Get Away With This Stuff?

She’s a freakin’ God, Gilda! WHAT HE HAY ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO A FREAKIN’ GOD! Tootsie!

ask-tootsie-flute:
“ asklyra:
“ asklyra:
“ ask-tootsie-flute:
“ Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///
”
Oh crud!
Bon-Bon cannot see this!
D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an...

ask-tootsie-flute:

asklyra:

asklyra:

ask-tootsie-flute:

Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///

Oh crud!

Bon-Bon cannot see this!

D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an hour! :(((

I gotta find Bon-Bon’s work schedule! I think she posted it on her page somewhere…

I’ll help you find it! …What’s a work schedule?

AHHHH~! She only posted the days of the week! She could be home at any time! AHHHHHHHH~!

(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)

asklyra:
“ ask-tootsie-flute:
“ Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///
”
Oh crud!
Bon-Bon cannot see this!
D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an hour! :(((
”
I gotta find...

asklyra:

ask-tootsie-flute:

Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///

Oh crud!

Bon-Bon cannot see this!

D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an hour! :(((

I gotta find Bon-Bon’s work schedule! I think she posted it on her page somewhere…

(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)

ask-tootsie-flute:
“ Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///
”
Oh crud!
Bon-Bon cannot see this!

ask-tootsie-flute:

Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///

Oh crud!

Bon-Bon cannot see this!

(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog)

askmolestia-deactivated20140605 asked: Yooouu tooo~!
IT'S inevitable, SO might at well enjoy it! *LE CAST*

Oh… crud…

ask-tootsie-flute-blog asked: I promise mommy and daddy were paying attention when I asked! I asked mommy and she said it sounded okay and then she asked daddy and then he gave me permission! I promise! None of those mean anons were bullying me...but I saw them on other peoples pages...

Alright, Tootsie. I believe you.

Just be careful who you talk to on here. One pony in particular has some very far-reaching, very mischievous spells she can cast.

jikankyo asked: It's not that they are doing it just after writing it, it is that Tumblr has the power to write things down as they happen. Like, I'm going to jump to demonstrate. *Jump*
See? scary stuff.
Whoever made Tumblr is a god, because 1: You can talk to people in other dimensions, 2: it writes things down as they happen, and 3, you can use Tumblr to travel between universe.

Since you aren’t in front of me, I have no idea whether or not you jumped.

And if you break into our house I’ll probably beat you senseless. Got a foal to look after while Bon-Bon is… Is she at work right now? I need to check her schedule.

ilikepenguins2-deactivated20110 asked: I am a HUGE fan of you!
How'd you get so awesome?

Probably because of how awesome penguins are!

cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Zo you are back! You know i waz at an hozpital once! Lot more padded wallz there though...

Well, I didn’t ask, but that explains plenty.