queenfrau asked: What'd I miss? Apparently everypony has a different story to tell.
*sigh* I miss everything...
From my perspective, after I got back from the hospital. Tootsie, Bon-Bon’s nephew, made a tumblr account and her and I both got turned into boys for a bit. Then she went to an erotic tumblr page and I had to explain a few things. Bon-Bon is currently in the process of… coping… with the latter.
Okay Tootsie, yelling is over. Bon-Bon is pretty steamed, but she agrees that we are not telling your parents.
Just make sure you don’t accidentally tell them yourself and everything will be fine!
Bon-Bon’s home. Tootsie, if you’re reading this, don’t listen to us. I promise everything is fine, but we will probably be yelling for the next several minutes.
Just put on some headphones and listen to some music! Everything is going to be okay!
Does anypony care about me? :(((( I think I should run away…that’s the best option…
((OOC: I’m such a drama starting attention whore, trolololol))
I care about you! You are like,my…somehow twin!
I guess you’re right…I think I’ll stay…I wonder what Miss Lyra will say about this…
Miss Lyra just got out of the hospital after getting her hoof turned to stone by a cockatrice while chasing after a filly that ran away.
Just stay put, alright? Please?
(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)
What is “Ponies After Dark”? Everypony talks about it.
I REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY wanna know!! All the older ponies at my school talk about it! Then again,they always get in trouble…WHATEVER!!
I wanna knowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
*Shutters* Dinky you don’t wanna know…and please don’t tell mommy or daddy or miss Lyra or miss Bon-bon that I found out about it!
You what?!
N-nothing! I saw it on Miss Celestias page! I didn’t mean to! I was curious! *Runs and hides*
Oh… This day is not getting any better…
Tootsie… You and I have to have a very, very long talk now…
(via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)
What is “Ponies After Dark”? Everypony talks about it.
I REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY wanna know!! All the older ponies at my school talk about it! Then again,they always get in trouble…WHATEVER!!
I wanna knowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!
*Shutters* Dinky you don’t wanna know…and please don’t tell mommy or daddy or miss Lyra or miss Bon-bon that I found out about it!
You what?!
(via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)
diamondmint asked: Lyra, you home? I am headed to hang with Aj at her farm, to get away from all of this...mess. Was wondering if you and Bon-Bon wanted to join me? Who is the little filly?
Sorry, I have to watch after Tootsie until Bon-Bon gets back from work. Shouldn’t be long. I might be able to slip out after that.
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: Missed everything. What happened? -_-
Exactly. Absolutely nothing happened.
Okay, Tootsie and I are back to normal. Bon-Bon isn’t back yet. Crisis averted. No one mention this to her.
Ever.
~OH BON-BON!~
You wouldn’t dare!
I mean-
Please don’t! I get into enough trouble around the house!
(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)
Okay, Tootsie and I are back to normal. Bon-Bon isn’t back yet. Crisis averted. No one mention this to her.
Ever.
*Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or what she’ll d-do about this…
Auntie Bon-Bon is not going to find out. Because then Miss Lyra would get in a lot of trouble…
Y-yeah! You’re right, shes not gonna find out…oooooohhhhh! But what if she does?!
That’s not going to happen… It’s already been half an hour. We just have to wait it out!
…
And if you have to go to the bathroom, you’re going to have to hold it. You’re too young for us to be having that talk.
Oh no, don’t worry. I went to the bathroom a few minutes before this all happened…I guess we should just act like normal-selves for the rest of the hour?
Yeah… normal… You bring Bon-Bon’s laptop in here and we’ll just… act normal…
…
And maybe stop talking about this on the ponynet…
(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)
*Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or what she’ll d-do about this…
Auntie Bon-Bon is not going to find out. Because then Miss Lyra would get in a lot of trouble…
Y-yeah! You’re right, shes not gonna find out…oooooohhhhh! But what if she does?!
That’s not going to happen… It’s already been half an hour. We just have to wait it out!
…
And if you have to go to the bathroom, you’re going to have to hold it. You’re too young for us to be having that talk.
(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)
*Calms down a little* O-okay Miss Lyra…i-if you s-say so. I guess I j-just gotta sit down…*Wobbles a bit and sits down* I wonder what M-Miss Bon-bon will say, or what she’ll d-do about this…
Auntie Bon-Bon is not going to find out. Because then Miss Lyra would get in a lot of trouble…
(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)
Maybe Miss Celestia was right about this…but then again I did ask her to show me…://///
Oh crud!
Bon-Bon cannot see this!
D-don’t worry! She won’t! Miss Celestia says its only for an hour! :(((
I gotta find Bon-Bon’s work schedule! I think she posted it on her page somewhere…
I’ll help you find it! …What’s a work schedule?
AHHHH~! She only posted the days of the week! She could be home at any time! AHHHHHHHH~!
Oh no! DDDD: *Hyperventilating*
Calm down Tootsie! It’s okay! I promise! No one’s going to be upset with you! I promise!
(Source: ask-tootsie-flute-blog, via ask-tootsie-flute-blog)
unicyclistperiscopes asked: Lyra Did Molestia Turn You Into A Foal? Because She Turned Me Into A Guy. Why Do You Ponies Let The Princess Get Away With This Stuff?
She’s a freakin’ God, Gilda! WHAT HE HAY ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO A FREAKIN’ GOD! Tootsie!