The left side of my jaw has been really stiff for, like, the last three or four days. It’s not hard to talk, but if I open wide for a large bite of pizza or a wheat burger, it hurts! I mean it really hurts. If I don’t move my jaw slowly, I’ll whence in pain because of it! And even if I do go slow, it still hurts!
I have been in pain almost every time I try to eat something for the last three or four days! And it’s not getting any better! This is driving me nuts!
And I can’t help but test my jaw several times while typing this and it’s just hurting over and over again! What’s wrong with me?!
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Miss Lyra?
*Uses prosthetic limb gesture to a unicorn filly*
This is Crystal Heart...
I was traveling with her family, and they were killed by a Catoblepas...
I failed to save them, and so she is my responsibility.
I have adopted her, and the reason I am telling you this, is because she adores music.
I was wondering if you could play her a song?
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: ...I really am sorry... if you don't want to talk that's fine... I do stupid thigs sometimes..
Not sure what you’re talking about. Is something wrong?
martymcflystranded-deactivated2 asked: That Prof-Scientist guy scares me...
There isn’t much that scares me anymore. What does tends to be situations; no pony in particular.
queenfrau asked: Oh PLEASE, Lyra, I won't harm anyone, not even your little nephew, but, if you insist...
I do.
I’m not motherly, but I am protective. No pony comes near that filly while I’m around.
Anonymous asked: What kind of magic can you do?
I’ve addressed it before in passing, but my actual field of magic study is in amplification/manipulation, particularly with sound.
askkryxel-deactivated20121211 asked: do tootsie, pinchy, and dinky hang out together?
Maybe at school. Tootsie mostly just stays inside unless we take her somewhere, which Bon-Bon does semi-regularly. I don’t know what happens though.
I can’t imagine Tootsie hanging out with Pinchy, though. Pinchy is… freakishly smart… That’s why I really don’t worry about her. She probably knows better about what’s right and wrong than I do.
I think Dinky is a fair deal younger than Tootsie and Pinchy, though. I’m not sure.
queenfrau asked: ...
MAY I poke your nose? :3
The boredom is KILLING ME!
I’m not opening the door for you.
Go write or something, if you’re bored. That’s what I’d do if I ever had any free time anymore.
queenfrau asked: Oh sweet Jesus, there's a child?
Where have I been?
Bon-Bon’s nephew Tootsie-Flute.
Hmm…
Come to think of it, isn’t tootsie some kind of candy or something?
…
Oh my Celestia! No wonder ponies think me and Bon-Bon are together! Tootsie-Flute sounds like an amalgamation of our generalized special talents!
Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, ever had a sexual accident with your Lyre?
Could have worded that a little better. But than again, you could have worded it a lot worse. I’ll allow it.
No. I use nylon strings and my lyres are shaped using what I could best describe as a curved I-bar.
That would freaking hurt.
queenfrau asked: But, I teleported here.
*begins poking Lyra's ear to make it twitch and flop*
No, you didn’t.
Because if you did, I’d have killed you. There’s a child in the house and you aren’t getting near her.
queenfrau asked: Hey Lyra.
*pokes her nose*
Booop~
Hey, Professor!
AsteriskNothing happened because you aren’t in my houseAsterisk
Bee~p
You have to ask?
If you want to go out drinking, that’s fine by me. I’ll be along after dinner.
But I’m only having two drinks. And nothing is happening between us!
ask-berry-punch-deactivated2018 asked: Oh. Go fig.
Uhm... you and Bon Bon busy tonight? :)
Well, Bon-Bon’s nephew is here, so at least one of us have to be at the house at all times.
Why?
ask-berry-punch-deactivated2018 asked: I'm trying to sit like you but I can't! :C
WHAT DO!?