Ask Lyra

Aug 02

queenfrau asked: Hey Lyra.
*pokes her nose*
Booop~

Hey, Professor!

AsteriskNothing happened because you aren’t in my houseAsterisk

Bee~p

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ask-berry-punch replied to your post: Oh. Go fig. Uhm… you and Bon Bon busy tonight? :)
You have to ask?

If you want to go out drinking, that’s fine by me. I’ll be along after dinner.

But I’m only having two drinks. And nothing is happening between us!

ask-berry-punch-deactivated2018 asked: Oh. Go fig.

Uhm... you and Bon Bon busy tonight? :)

Well, Bon-Bon’s nephew is here, so at least one of us have to be at the house at all times.

Why?

ask-berry-punch-deactivated2018 asked: I'm trying to sit like you but I can't! :C

WHAT DO!?

Uh…

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diamondmint replied to your post: diamondmint replied to your post: diamondmint…
I don’t know where he went. He was here, and then he was not. We actually didn’t get a liquor license to try and avoid things that have happened in the past. It’s probably not one of the best decisions I have made in the last day or two.

Nothing wrong with the decision. Certainly frees you up from any liability, and you don’t have to worry about your employees serving too much.

Sucks for me, but I still have my wine coolers!

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diamondmint replied to your post: diamondmint replied to your post: Oh, I’m sorry. I…
We serve most everything, except alcohol. It’s not that we couldn’t get a license, we chose not to. But if you would like us to get any specific tea or tea blend, please ask.

Well… That’s your decision I guess…

Celles, have I ever been craving a Bon-Bon like Rusty would make…

Whatever happened to him?

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diamondmint replied to your post: Oh, I’m sorry. I have been running around here like a pony with gummy chomping on their tail. I think I’m just tired.

Probably not. But we just need to get the help we hired to run it. It should be ok once they start later this week. I hope.

Well, good luck with that! I heard you serve tea. I’ll have to drop by at some point to try some!

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askscoot replied to your post: ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: Okay, so…

:’(

I’m so~ sorry Scootaloo! Please forgive me!

diamondmint asked: Oh, I'm sorry. I have been running around here like a pony with gummy chomping on their tail. I think I'm just tired.

Yeah, buying that coffee shop sorta threw me for a loop. Are you sure you have the time for that?

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ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: Okay, so as soon as I started seeing “Broom and…

((Thanks to scoot for _his_ answer? Wat))

Flippin’ oops! Sorry Scoot! I’ll just… fix that…

diamondmint asked: Very nice, I'm sorry for asking about something like this, we lost power at the coffee shop, and I was not able to get on the ponynet. Sorry Lyra.

Well, I posted it last night. I thought you were around then.

It’s not a problem either way!

diamondmint asked: How did the recording turn out, if ya dont mind me asking.

You haven’t heard it yet? I happen to think it came out amazing!

Thanks again for your help!

Okay, so as soon as I started seeing “Broom and Dustpan” I was all, “I don’t think so! This is carpet! That’ll take forever!”

So I grabbed the vacuum and started vacuuming the crumbs up. It’s not that loud, so I finish up, open the door, and Tootsie is standing right there staring at me.

Darn-it all… I got her playing X-Colt right now. Bon-Bon is gonna be so peeved in the morning.

Bonus points to Scoot for her answer, though! That’s thinking outside of the aptly defined ‘practical box!’

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askscoot answered your question: I just spilled dried cereal all over the carpet…

WE SHOULD TAKE THE CARPET, AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

I just spilled dried cereal all over the carpet and Tootsie Flute is already in bed.

I’m afraid a vacuum will be too loud.

What do?

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Well… I suppose I have been lucky thus far. Most of my questions have at least an ounce of tact, even if they were baselessly insulting.

I’ve been in my share of fights. I’ve been beat up, thrown around, had my life threatened more times than I can count.

How about you, little foal? Everything been just daisy with you? Did you have parents to tuck you into bed at night? I know I didn’t. Somepony to look out for you if you got in trouble? All I had was a place to rest my head at night. Sometimes I didn’t even make it back there. And no pony came running; no pony looked for me. If I showed up, I showed up. If I died, no pony would have cared. I’m not asking for sympathy, I’m not even asking for tact from you.

I guess what I’m saying is…

Is insinuating that I’m both male and a eunuch really the best you can do? I’ve slept through worse in an alleyway while being stepped on.