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Am I still ‘cool’, everypony? Am I still 'awesome’?
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I’m going to bed…
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Crystal: O-okay... But can I still talk to you?
Being associated with him, I’d rather you didn’t. You don’t need me, I’m nopony. There are tons of ponies better at what I do than I am.
YOU’RE RUBBER, I’M GLUE!
*STABS SELF IN NECK*
*Glue flows out for five minutes until it just seals back up*
I AM THE WORST NIGHTMARE OF EVERY PONY!
I AM THE FEAR THAT SHALL STICK AROUND FOREVER!
AND NOTHING SHALL DISSOLVE ME!
I think I just pooped myself!
askjupiter asked: Are you related to Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha?
The hay did you just say? Other than ‘Lyrical’, that doesn’t look like anything!
Here’s that page I was talking about earlier, if you missed it!
Meant to mention this page when I found it a day or two ago.
I usually wear white socks.
Awesome style imitation!
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The best show ever made
OBJECTION!
my little pony: friendship is magic.
What’s That? Any Show About Ponies Is Bound To Be Mega Lame.
I do like me some NCIS. Completely missed the last season, though.
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typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Crystal: What? typewryter would never hurt anypony! He's nice.
That’s not for me to challenge.
I hope he raises you well. But I don’t want to talk to him, let alone see or hear him.
ask-gestapony-deactivated201110 asked: Woah hold up your gona do a cover of Iron Maidens the Trooper !?
Mad respect to you, Lyra. ((OOC too, dude))
I want to, but I looked for two and a half hours and came up empty handed.
I can’t look for the same thing forever, so I had to give up. If somepony else can find accurate sheet music (not tabs), I’d tots rock that out.
That’s the kind of stuff I want to cover in the first place! I love metal!
askjupiter asked: Hey, what's up? How was your day?
Well hello there!
My day has been… less than productive…
I was looking for sheet music for The Trooper, but all I’ve found is a headache.
You know… that’s a good point.
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theblackstrawberry asked: I think your awesomeness is innate, just like how rainbow dash is naturally cool, you posses an "awesome" gene
Really? I wonder if I could use that to find out if I have any family.
Possess gave me fits for quite some time before I memorized how to spell it, by the way.
Sorry this post isn’t funny. The more I try the less funny it seems to get.
typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Crystal heart: Lyra? Why do you hate Typewryter?
At the top of the list right now is threatening my friend several times and trying to kill her.
Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra, why are you so cool?
Why are around two percent of all the questions I get comments like this?
I don’t know! I’m just a normal pony!
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I try to be a normal pony!
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I just… really wish I was a normal pony…