Ask Lyra

Aug 04

Okay, I think I got a piece ready for Mint’s grand opening tomorrow. It’s nothing spectacular, but it sounds decent enough.

So… I guess I have nothing to do for once…

anon-pony-blog asked: Aaaaaaaawwwww ...
Would you like to go on a ferris wheel?

Well… Not in particular.

I’ve heard of these tower-type restaurants that spin around in a circle. I’d like to eat at one of those. But, you know, one that actually has scenery to view!

anon-pony-blog asked: Do you like ferris wheels?

I’ve never been to a carnival or any type of amusement park. That’s for ponies who grew up with money.

mistyvale-blog asked: Yeah, I don't hear anything either. You going crazy again Mint?

Pleasure to meet you Lyra. Anyways, the pace in Manehattan was getting to me, and I needed a break before I had a nervous breakdown. Mint had an opportunity, so I took it. I figure this tiny town has got to be quieter than Manehattan.

Huh. Well, to be honest, I did wonder why you’d leave such a prestigious position.

Ponyville is plenty quiet, if you know how to avoid ponies who can’t sit still!

Anonymous asked: pinkie pie is lesbo for rainbow dash

Considering how many Pinkie Pies and Rainbow Dashes exist, odds are that would happen eventually.

diamondmint asked: Of course! Oh, let me introduce you. This is Misty Vale, my cousin from Manehatten. She was actually a head chef in some fancy restaurant, but she decided to come out to Ponyville and help me here at the coffee shop.

Whats all that noise in the distance? I wonder.

I don’t hear anything.

Nice to meet you, though!

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: You feeling better, Lyra? :\

Everything’s dandy! And this piece is coming out beautifully! Having the rest of the night and some of tomorrow to practice should make it almost perfect!

diamondmint asked: Thanks Lyra for helping me find her.

Absolutely!

And I should probably go with you, actually. Wouldn’t want to get into a bind on opening night.

Anonymous asked: your putting of the awnser

Technically, there was no question mark.

And don’t you put on airs with me, young man!

Anonymous asked: dont lie to me
i know you do

I didn’t answer, so how could I have lied?

mistyvale-blog asked: Excuse me, do you know where I can find a coffee shop here in this town? It's run by my cousin, the shop is called Mane Street Beans? She forgot to give me directions, I have been walking around all day, and I'm really tired. I hate to ask, but I'm running out of places to look.

Come to think of it I have no idea where it is. I’ll ask Mint online.

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I like not having to screen shot a question and go into an image editing program just to censor your fowl language.

queenfrau asked: Lyra, I've gotten the feeling that you don't trust me, is this true?

There aren’t a whole lot of ponies I do trust. Don’t take it personally!

Anonymous asked: What is your most asked question?

I’m not a hundred percent on that. If I were to hazard a broad guess, I’d say probably something to do with the nature of my relationship with Bon-Bon.

But the questions I answer are pretty much all I get. I only delete questions that are no longer relevant due to the passage of time, generally speaking. If you sent a question that I never answered, I probably didn’t get it.

I just don’t complain about not getting hammered with questions, because it gives me time to work on my music.

Anonymous asked: Sometimes, when Nobody's around, I yell at nobody for being a creep and following me around.

How poetic.

Are you one of those hipsters I keep hearing about?