Ask Lyra

Aug 06

askapple-jack:

asklyra:

Oh my Celles! Thank you! Finally!

Why does everypony think it’s gotta do with some kinda fetish or somethin’? I jus’ don’t like bein’ cold is all!

Exactly! I swear Bon-Bon gave me the funniest look for like the first two weeks after I moved here!

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askapple-jack:

asklyra:

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askapple-jack replied to your post: Lyra, quick! Name the first object you spot on your desk.

You own those things too…?

My room has an AC window unit. Great for keeping your core body temperature down, but it freezes my hooves!

I have poor circulation! It’s not a fetish!

…Well… Granny likes havin’ the house cold… So I own a pair too.

I hate havin’ my hooves cold… So ya ain’t the only pony.

Oh my Celles! Thank you! Finally!

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askapple-jack replied to your post: Lyra, quick! Name the first object you spot on your desk.

You own those things too…?

My room has an AC window unit. Great for keeping your core body temperature down, but it freezes my hooves!

I have poor circulation! It’s not a fetish!

Anonymous asked: Lyra, quick! Name the first object you spot on your desk.

Flippin’ A…

Socks…

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mage-lyra replied to your post: Why…

Now, I’m no musician or anything. However isn’t the phrase “grace note” singular for a reason?

Tha~t’s what thought!

And I misspoke, they’re double eighth notes, not quarter. Just one of those things that happens when you can barely read sheet music!

rainbowdash-answers asked: Awww~ i believe you can sing a wonderful song for us if you try! ;D

Alright… I gave it a shot… It sounds awful, and I had to keep it down because Tootsie’s asleep so the quality is terrible.

If you remind me, I’ll upload it Sunday night/Monday morning. I’m at capacity until midnight tomorrow and I have to save that for this Tchaikovsky piece (I am praying that I finish it in time).

Anonymous asked: So the old saying is true? Dragons age like coal, ponies age like fish?

I’ve never heard that adage.

And I can’t think of anything funny to say.

There might be a Dragon Age joke in there somewhere, but I never played it.

Anonymous asked: If you had to give anon a present, what would it be?

You realize I’m broke as a joke, right?

Anonymous asked: Have you ever thought about modeling? Fluttershy could do it and you're soooooo pretty <3

I’m not exactly what anypony would call graceful.

I don’t think I have… DA MAGICKS!

Anonymous asked: Do you have a special place?

My room back at the castle in Canterlot when I was growing up. Any place that was safe was pretty special growing up.

I guess my room here at Bon-Bon’s is pretty special, and the ‘office’ I’ve turned into a recording booth.

Anonymous asked: Do you play many video games?

Not many, no. I pretty much just play the superhero MMO City of Ponies and jump on Minecraft every now and again. Not that I’ve had time to play either lately.

I’m looking forward to Deus Ex 3, though! Hoping that doesn’t turn out like Duke Nukem Forever. I was looking forward to that too.

Anonymous asked: What do you think about apples?

So sweet and tasty?

Or… I think I’m thinking of something else.

They’re nice. I prefer them in pie form.

Anonymous asked: Do you have a crush on Spike?

He’s an alright guy, but a little too juvenile. Nevermind the fairly large differences between the speed in which our two species age.

askprofessorlyra asked: I actually know about that kissing thing. It's a compatibility thing the aristocracy uses. It only feels good if you have a certain ability that matches your partner. I've been talked into doing it before, and a few times it managed to suck the energy out of me.

Luna above! How horrifying!

Anonymous asked: Is there a special way of unicorn kissing? Something that involves the horn? Would you kiss me like that? :D

I suppose some sort of magic force-feedback could cause a sensation of some kind… I don’t know that it would be pleasant, though.

And no, we’re not testing that out.