Ask Lyra

Aug 07

I’m going out

I am so upset right now I could tear this house apart!

Aug 06

cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Do you lock your door at night?

All the doors and windows are locked at all times.

Not sure if Bon-Bon used to live that way, but that’s how I roll.

askboltdaemon-deactivated201111 asked: Why do I have the sudden urge to ask you about DOORBELLS of all things?

Uh…

You got anything meta powers?

Okay then! Moving on!

askapple-jack:

askgildagriffon:

askapple-jack:

Oh… Well, I already know y’all don’t like Pinkie.

I Know I Just Like Saying It.

‘N I know that as well, Gilda.

I’m glad everyone knows that they know!

(Source: askapple-jack-blog, via askapple-jack-blog)

Gilda, even I couldn’t hang around myself all day! That’s how it always ends when dealing with alternate selves!
Do love that picture, though!

Gilda, even I couldn’t hang around myself all day! That’s how it always ends when dealing with alternate selves!

Do love that picture, though!

(Source: unicyclistperiscopes)

ask-reddelicious-deactivated201 asked: Ah actually dun need a song anymore.

What a coincidence, because after staring at Romance in F Minor for four or five hours last night, my eyes are crossed and I can’t see straight anyway.

Anonymous asked: Weren't present? you were really nearby!
/watch?v=Atghq57lo4E&feature=player_detailpage#t=299s

How did you get this footage?

I was only there for a second talking to that filly. Her mother came and they had to go.

Anonymous asked: I didn't put those in my bag!

Bon-Bon told me about that, but I wasn’t present.

I told her to look on the bright side, we got a whole mess load of apples!

Anonymous asked: Who's a silly pony?

That’s subjective.

Bon-Bon and I can both be silly sometimes. I think anypony can!

Anonymous asked: (ooc if ya will) are the songs that you post your own? ...I'm sorry if you posted that before there's alot of lyra!

Not sure what you mean.

I didn’t compose any of them, they’re covers with a few minor arrangement differences, usually played on my lyre. Gilda’s played guitar in quite a few of them.

Meta powers thinks you might be asking about this.

Meta also says that I don’t go ‘oh oh see’ publicly, but I might if it’s a private response.

I haven’t the slightest idea what it’s going on about, but I can’t privately respond to an anonymous question, regardless.

ghostchomby asked: You're pretty.

:3

Oh my Celles! So are you! I love your hair!

ask-saburoutu-deactivated201311 asked: Oh darn ... well know anypony who can help me out Lyra? ... I think I'm out of the Everfree Forest ... and she's been chasing me for forty minutes now .. I don't have much more energy to run and my magic isn't able to be used to enhance speed or endurance... she on the other hand I swear is built with the endurance of a royal guard of Celestia ...

Oh no… I must have got this last night… Looks like I’m too late…

Mwah ha ha ha ha~!

Seriously, brony, it’s a makeover. You’re not running from a crazy with a barbed wire bat. Have some dignity.