Ask Lyra

Aug 08

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: You used to work at the castle?

Yes.

zzythiir asked: *Knocks on door holding a box* Lyra, it's Bass.

I don’t know a Bass. If we’ve met in passing before, I certainly don’t know you well enough to open the door.

Who are you?

zzythiir asked: That's what this world has come to unfortunately, it's either crime as part of a childish game or an outright slaughter if ponies. I'll take the former anyday.

And to think I used to walk around this town frequently.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Technically, that's a misdemeanor. Not a felony.

I guess that’s right; I’m not a government employee working at the castle anymore.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ah'm not Pinkie Pie!
Why does everypony keep sayin' that?

Well… Your avatar…

relena-dark asked: I'm sorry for this Lyra...
I was dared.
*Buck you in the face*
Again, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Can I do something to make it better?

Since I’m inside with all the doors and windows locked, as per usual, this didn’t take place.

I swear, though, somepony needs to sit you foals down and tell you how to play Truth or Dare. Because all I ever see is Truth or Commit a Felony.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Gilda....
When did I do that, again?

If you don’t remember, then I suppose you don’t remember why you sent me a message either.

Bye.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Lyra, what is yuh opinion on Tuh PINK AVENGER's *lightning* exploits?

Oh… Hello Pinkie Pie…

The Pink Avenger? What are you avenging?

sweatergryph asked: First off Miss Lyra, I must applaud your talent. Your instrument is lovely and so are your pieces. Hearing your rendition of Dire Dire Docks brought back so many memories and it just sounds so peaceful!

Secondly, I'm curious what life in Ponyville is like. You seem to have sort of an... outside perspective, though you live there, so does it seem as crazy to you as it does from what I've seen? Or is what's been shown simply biased? Most importantly, do you enjoy living there?

Well, that's all I've got for now. Hope you have a pleasant night!

Thank you! I’m so pleased you took the time to send this!

Considering how my life was growing up, Ponyville is still leagues better. I just keep my head down these days. Make sure not to get involved in all the fighting and other unpleasantness.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Hello, Miss Lyra.

Oh, look, it’s the psychopath that threatened my life.

I was actually going to treat you halfway civilly until you threatened Gilda again.

Get whatever it is out of your system so you can go back to leaving me alone.

Okay. No questions is alright. A lot has happened today for everypony.

So after I finished dancing I just sat down and played Audiosurf for a bit to try and expend some energy.

Boy, when that caffeine wears off, it leaves you utterly wrecked… Probably shouldn’t have gone to get coffee when I don’t know the first thing about it.

Sucks I didn’t get any work done today. I’ll have to work twice as hard tomorrow.

Riding off a high!

Let’s get some questions! Not about the date though!

Edit: Guess everypony is interested in Applejack. That’s okay! I’m gonna keep moving till I’m sore!

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: askgildagriffon replied to your post: Coffee…

So When’s The Second Date?

Who knows? He’s a busy guy. Second date will of course be the real deal, though.

I will say this, though, I’m back home and I’m bouncing off the walls! I don’t know if it’s because I had a good time or because of whatever coffee I just drank!

I’m never going to get to bed now! Gotta dance!

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rarityreplies replied to your post: Coffee Break
A silly question but did you enjoy your time at the spa?

It was… something. It was just a different experience; kinda exciting, you know? I’ve never been to a spa before. I’d have to do it again to tell if I really liked it or not.

I don’t know what Applejack’s problem was, I like the smell of lilacs.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: Coffee Break
How Did It Go? You Have To Tell Me Everything!

Gilda, it was a first date. Nothing ever happens on a first date.

I did manage to get him to admit to it being a date though. I was relieved about that!