Ask Lyra

Aug 08

zzythiir asked: Something wrong?

I’m not really accustom to getting gifts from ponies I barely know.

Thank you! It’ll go great with that electric guitar Marty gave me. I just need to figure out how to play it.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ah told bass tuh get yuh that amp, as a dare!
Not all dares involve law-breaking, see?

Well now I feel bad.

That thing has to be worth at least a hundred bits. I can’t just accept it like that.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: I see.
Well, I appreciate you sharing your story with me, Miss Lyra.
And I do apologize for threatening you and Miss Gilda.
My reasons for hating Gilda are my own, but let me remind you that you hurt my daughter and that is a line that nopony crosses. she looked up to you and you tossed her aside for being related to me. I came to you civilly today but you have shown no signs of changing. I can see that you and I will not be able to be friends. Good day to you miss Lyra

Let me remind you something. I’ve been kicked, bruised, stabbed, and a hay-of-a-lot worse, and unlike you, I didn’t ask for it. I never went out looking for adventure, I was just trying to survive.

Yet through it all, I didn’t throw threats around like bread crumbs.

Stop sending me messages.

Anonymous asked: It's Moondancer!
I saw you last at my party and then you disappeared!

Moondancer? But I didn’t make it to that party.

Yeah, I remember you. I had no idea you even knew who I was, though. We barely ever spoke, even when all of us would hang out together.

zzythiir asked: We've met at Diamond's coffee shop. I'm a fellow musician in Ponyville, even though I technically live outside of the town limits. I just wanted to bring you something because I hadn't really had a chance to say hello.
*Sets box down* I know that you have an electric lyre, and since you hooked up to my amps at Mane Street Bean, I assumed you didn't have your own, so I brought you one of my amps. I hope you like it.

An amp…? Wow… Uh, thanks.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: I find myself intrigued, may I ask what you did there?

Somepony else might. If you haven’t noticed, I don’t want to talk to you.

Alternately.

Anonymous asked: Lyra, my bestestest friend, why don't you call me any more?

Is this someone from Canterlot?

askjupiter asked: Hey Lyra, just wanted to say that you're my hero :]

Thank you, ma'am!

I’m not sure why you think so, though.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: You used to work at the castle?

Yes.

zzythiir asked: *Knocks on door holding a box* Lyra, it's Bass.

I don’t know a Bass. If we’ve met in passing before, I certainly don’t know you well enough to open the door.

Who are you?

zzythiir asked: That's what this world has come to unfortunately, it's either crime as part of a childish game or an outright slaughter if ponies. I'll take the former anyday.

And to think I used to walk around this town frequently.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Technically, that's a misdemeanor. Not a felony.

I guess that’s right; I’m not a government employee working at the castle anymore.

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ah'm not Pinkie Pie!
Why does everypony keep sayin' that?

Well… Your avatar…

relena-dark asked: I'm sorry for this Lyra...
I was dared.
*Buck you in the face*
Again, I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Can I do something to make it better?

Since I’m inside with all the doors and windows locked, as per usual, this didn’t take place.

I swear, though, somepony needs to sit you foals down and tell you how to play Truth or Dare. Because all I ever see is Truth or Commit a Felony.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Gilda....
When did I do that, again?

If you don’t remember, then I suppose you don’t remember why you sent me a message either.

Bye.