Anonymous asked: Have you ever had to choke the equivalent of a female dog?
I don’t like violence.
I have had to use it before, yes, but only in self-defense.
I commend you for at least trying. But it has to be the whole word, without even the number of letters visible through self-censoring (*).
I’m sure it seems asinine, but this is the internet. You have plenty of time to think up what to say without using coarse language.
queenfrau asked: Hello Lyra, we haven't talked in a while, how are you?
I get by with a little help from my friends.
Anonymous asked: What about Mr. Rogers?
Why? Is it a wonderful day in his neighborhood?
Anonymous asked: Yaoi! Yay or neigh?
I don’t exactly find anything erotic about it, if that’s what you mean.
Whatever other ponies want to look at is fine, though.
Anonymous asked: minecraft has run out of memory.
this could be caused by a bug in the game or by the java virtual machine not being allocated enough memory.
if your playing in a web browser, try downloading the game and playing it offline.
to prevent level corruption, the current game has quit
please restart the game,
I’m waiting for that Adventure Update to come out. There isn’t really anything to do in the game right now.
And while they keep changing the coding, it keeps breaking biomes! I had a great house under a frozen lake, and a really cool swamp forest that grew out of the water that I made by hoof (place dirt on the surface, plant tree, let it grow, remove dirt and place logs to the water’s bottom). Now the lake doesn’t snow anymore, so if anything breaks it can’t be replaced, and the swamp is now an ice biome.
Still a fun game, though.
Edit: Oh, and I had a really cool desert I made and planted a mangled, dead forest in, to give it sort of an ancient, the-world-is-dying look, and then the thing turned into a misshapen beach with lots of rain.
Anonymous asked: This may sound a bit weird and painful to relive in a way, but last night while I was browsing the blog, I saw you and Typewryter were having a fight. I managed to spend the night doing a reading of the posts (although reading the latest posts first and then the oldest didn't work) and I was a little sad to see the life you had when you were a filly.
But all in all, I didn't manage to understand what caused the tiff between you and Typewryter, all I got to know was of your rough fillyhoods.
I'm sorry if I'm bringing back bad memories, but I really wanted to know.
Even ignoring everything he’s done since I met him to make me hate him more, he thinks he can be the good pony with endless resources when nopony can be good. Ever. For any reason.
If somepony wants to trot through life and believe they’re good, fine. But don’t try and shove that down my throat like your some kind of messiah. Which he did through a private conversation he and I had.
No matter what, whatever you have, somepony else could have used it yesterday to survive long enough to reach today.
There’s no such thing as good and evil, there’s only what you give and what you take. And nopony will ever give more than they took.
theblackstrawberry asked: Your new piece is beautiful the way it is C:
Thank you! The sheet music was brilliant! An original arrangement from what I could tell!
Anonymous asked: Lalilyra
Do YOU like mmmmm bananas?
I have no reason to believe that Princess Celestia would ever send me to the moon.
Bananas are okay, in that they’re bland enough that you can eat several over the course of a few days and not get sick of the taste.
theblackstrawberry asked: sorry for the distraction, did you finish that music you were working on?
Believe it or not, but despite how amazingly accurate the sheet music was (it sounds great, by the way), it didn’t have the whistle!
I’m scrambling to try and get the whistle in at the beginning, but the only site I could find with it is… just awful… The note-types used and the space between rests don’t many any sense. All I have to go on is exactly which notes are used.
So, still working on it. It’s almost done, though.
askprofessorlyra asked: Now that I think of it, I really don't think that spell is controlled for fear of somepony doing it correctly. If your concentration slips for a moment, you end up with a Lovecraftian horror and an almost fatal overexertion of magical energy.
I, of course, once again speak from my own experience.
This is where our differing paths through life have taught me a little more on the subject than you. Information I’m not at liberty to disclose.
That… thing… plus magic, is terrifying.
I don’t like this… I think whatever method humans are using to come here needs to be stopped… Before you bring something our world isn’t ready for…
martymcflystranded-deactivated2 asked: Lyra, how can this exist? Why isn't this everywhere? Why did i just hear about it right now? Why can't i stop feeling overwhelming dread?
I don’t know… Magic like that is strictly regulated in Equestria because of how dangerous it is…
But a machine? How do you regulate a machine?
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