Ask Lyra

Aug 14

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: I don't know I mean if one thing was working against it it might be a problem. But both aspects are working in her best interests.

No.

If the whole operation is making too much money and you’re together, why does whoever get more money? Why does whoever get any of the money, in fact.

You’re together, what difference does it make, right? You can just share it. Until you go to the store and spend too much or open up your wallet and a moth flies out.

Alternately, you bend to Gilda’s every whim and what kind of a man are you? Have you no backbone? No passion?

Judging by your response, you’d end up alone and broke. Not that any of that would be Gilda’s fault, mind you. I’d do the same thing if you let me walk all over you.

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: But you're good friends with Gilda, surely you can believe someone having feelings for her.

But you're right it's been a mixed bag of a week, but I think I'm finding the right balance between my work and my feelings. Though Galaxiour is not making it easy.

Of course! If I were gay I might test the waters with Gilda, if she’d have me. But you’re her manager. You can’t properly manage someone if you have to balance a romance with them. Your every decision would have to be weighted between monetary gain and emotional tension. If either goes too far in one direction, the whole relationship could get shoved out-of-wack.

A managerial position is a high-stakes game. Throwing in another variable is just begging for a bolt to get loosened, so to speak.

Again, not that it’s any of my business, but you asked.

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: It's been quite a trip I'll give you that. But I'm enjoying the ride.

Still not sure how you fell in love with her… but I’m hoping that’s at least resolved now.

Romantic tension is never good in a business relationship. Not that it’s any of my business.

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Opps the last two meme wars were kinda my fault.

Yeah, I recognized your name a few weeks ago from that site.

Kinda strange that you turned out to be Gilda’s manager.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: In other words, It's an FIM booru that has all of the ponies with none of the smut or meme wars.

The meme wars can be funny.

And it’s not like I can see the other stuff anyway.

I don’t really have time to visit another website frequently.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Have you ever heard of Bronibooru? It's like Safebooru but with ponies.

I’ve never heard of either of those, no.

I just use Ponibooru with the explicit filter on to remove all the… stuff. It’s pretty well known so it updates with loads of content.

werkinpony-blog asked: You are the best pony blog

e_e

Nonononono.

I mean, I’m not about to say mine is horrible; I have more self-esteem than that. But there are tons better than mine.

starcatcherpone-deactivated2017 asked: Down about Scootaloo being gone? :s

I-I…

That-…

Y-…Yes…?

Anonymous asked: You're cool and awesome.

Thanks for keeping that percentage accurate!

Anonymous asked: Do you have a favorite spell?

Amplification for balance on my hind-legs is good for a few laughs.

I got a pizza, but I can’t remember if today is pizza day…

I miss you, Scoot…

askjupiter asked: "While there’s still a bad to sleep in."

You mean something like a baked bad?

I have no idea what you’re spelling-error-corrected about.

This picture’s a lie.
That place would be packed, even if it was just a rehearsal.

This picture’s a lie.

That place would be packed, even if it was just a rehearsal.

askjupiter asked: I took a pie from your fridge and gave it to this Parasprite guy earlier today. I hope you don't mind.

I’m going back to bed… While there’s still a bed to sleep in.

askjupiter asked: Face of evil => Faces of evil => Lyra = CD-i Link?
Hm! Who would have guessed that?

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