1) You are about the strangest mother [omitted] I have ever exchanged words with. But your concern is noted.
I have a thing about accepting food from ponies on tumblr. The thing is that I don’t.
2) I ate them. You’ll never stop the launch now!
3) It did! They were all pretty funny, but that last one’s what really got me!
4) No, because I’m afraid of heights.
Oh but Lyra! You don’t have to ride anything!
You’re right! I also don’t have to go to an amusement park!
What is with everypony and wanting to go to an amusement park with me anyway?
1) Pretty sure I’d die, since jello is too thick to carry nutrients through my veins.
2) Still not sure how that makes me mean.
But with regards to your second comment…
1) Why does it go on for three minutes?
2) That’s quite the position! Congratulations, sturmtruppen!
3) …
Bon-Bon: It’s gonna be alright, Lyra.
Lyra: … [Sniff] I already miss him… I hadn’t seen him in forever and I already miss him…
1) Sorta. At least once.
And yes! Mr. Cake and I are friends on Steam!
2) That doesn’t sound like sweetened with heavenly sugar to me.
3) Uh… shirt?
4) Which one? The Deus Ex one? The Steven Universe one?
I mean, neither of them were in reply to you. Not sure why they’d upset you.
5) Tomorrow! I think. I was supposed to have today off, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.
Already seen EG. Wasn’t impressed.
1) Now if I went too far I’m sorry, Strawberry. But what exactly about my last post crossed the line?
2) I feel sorry for them, really. To not know the glory that is sweet tea.
3) Meat shield is a venerable title for tanks of the thickest hide. Don’t feel bad. Vendrick isn’t so bad, but he his so hard. Oh! But back during the summer sale when I got Dark Souls 2 I also got all the expansion content at the same time. I tried the first new area on my NG+ character, but I didn’t get very far. I’ll get back into it later.
4) Again with the rice.
That’s all great, but I don’t want to eat better or exercise. I have a job now! Why can’t that be enough?! Like I don’t already have little time between that and bungeeing my sleep schedule.
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Steven Universe - “Steven and the Stevens“ (Ep.22)
ENJOY!! :D
I WILL ENJOY
Everyone else, you do too!!!!
go watch it now!!! or wait to buy it on itunes. Jk, do both. but mostly watch it right now
Holy crap! Steven Universe is the most metal show I’ve ever seen!
(via nejamin)
1) Nope, she’s kind of a pushover. But Licia? Really? That makes me wonder, did you ever have any difficulty with The Rotten or Vendrick? They gave me a little trouble.
And did you fight Darklurker? Because that fight is awful.
2) Yeah, rip. Now stay out of the ladies’ restroom, Denton. How unprofessional.
3) As far as frequency, you’d poop a lot more if you were an uncivilized animal living outside too.
As far as quantity, that would really depend on how much you eat, wouldn’t it? That, in turn, would depend on the side of the animal you’re talking about.
In short, how the hay would I know?!
4) Why does everypony say that?! Sweet tea is so~ good!
1) The one I hear about is preservatives and sodas causing puberty to occur earlier and earlier in foals.
Pfft. Who has time for a doctor?
2) Tootsie: I hung out with Sweetie Bell while she was staying here. She’s nice! She and her friends are okay, sometimes. They mostly just play with each other, though, which means they exclude everypony else. “Official Crusader business.”
At least they never act mean like Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
3) Paul, what’s going on? Is it old men running the world again? (Warning: Crude language)
4) Lyra: Wha’ if yer in a horry to eat an’ you nee’ to say sumfin’?
Bon-Bon: Lyra! You know better than that!
Lyra: Wha’? I’m a gweat rolemadel!
5) Yeah, that was one of the several things I considered saying. Another was-
1) Lyra: Well, I could bring a bag of marshmallows.
Bon-Bon: How would that help?
Lyra: Help what?
2) I was an orphan and spent most of my time on the streets of lower Canterlot. You kinda just eat what’s available.
3) Lyra: Oh! I like sweet tea!
Bon-Bon: That’s full of sugar!
Lyra: I know! It’s great!
4) Mare, you probably load that crap up with creamer. Get that outta here.
On the other hoof, I know a pony you might enjoy a chat with.
5) Lyra: I can’t hear you because your mouth is fULL OF PUMPKINS! PUMPKIN EATER!
Tootsie: Cheater cheater, pumpkin eater!
1) There were about a hundred different ways I could have replied to this. But, while trying to decide which one, I realized that… you’re sort of right? Which is more than a little depressing.
2) Bon-Bon: No! No coffee! Water!
3) Bon-Bon: No! No excuses! No massages! Water!
Lyra: What about hugs and candy?
Bon-Bon: We’ll talk.
4) It happened once about a week ago, but other than that I hadn’t had a cramp like that since I was little. I was kind of malnourished back then.
But no, it was just in my leg.
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1) Answering asks. Also listening to a song.
2) You definitely would be.
3) That’s cheating! You’ve been cheating for years! Dirty little lawbreaker! Dirty little lawbreaker!
4) I don’t know what you’re talking about. That wasn’t in reference to a Sega game that actually had some interesting concepts but was poorly executed on all fronts.
5) Lyra: In all seriousness, developers aren’t perfect. Sometimes there isn’t an effective counter, or if there is it’s too specialized. Going back to Pokemon, that was the whole reason for the massive changes from Gen 1 to Gen 2. Psychic was broken as all get-out and there was no effective counter.
Lyra: But yeah! Hug a dragon! Hug a swearing dragon!
Bon-Bon: Not lately. Maybe you should remind me.
6) Interesting song. More popular song, but not as interesting.
7) Well, it was quite some time ago.
8) I know what you were referencing, I’m just not sure why given the context.
9) Thanks! It was a tough pose but I pulled it off!
Bon-Bon: I warned you about this. I’ve been warning you about this for years, but especially here lately.
Lyra: Just shut up and help me into bed!
Bon-Bon: Too much soda. Too much wine. Too much salt. And here lately way too much soda. You need water, Lyra!
Lyra: It hurts so much. I haven’t had a cramp like this since I was a foal.
Bon-Bon: Probably for the same reason then as now. If you need to drink a soda at work to stay awake, with your haywire schedule, I understand. But you have to cut back somewhere!
Lyra: I know. Just… help me into bed. I need to rest. I really don’t want to have to cancel work tomorrow.