askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: You're starting to confuse me.. I-I'll just tell daddy he's mistaken then?
Uh… make sure you’re calm about it and choose your words well. He is a god, after all.
askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: I'll talk to you again later, Lyra, and sorry for troubling you like that. Right now, I'm going back to Dad to tell him that he was wrong.
It’s alright Flapper. I mean, I’d believe him too if I were you.
theblackstrawberry asked: How was your day, and how did it feel learning that you had offspring without knowing?
I don’t accept that… It just doesn’t add up! Like one pony plus hundreds of apple trees!
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I hate saying things I don’t understand…
What is this? GILDA! This doesn’t rock hard enough!
What Are You Talking About, Didn’t You Hear Those Guitars!
A Song Doesn’t Have To Be Fast To Rock Hard.
Right, right! Rocking out isn’t all just solos and screeching guitars!
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I wish I had a cooler with my cutie mark on it.
That would be so radical.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf-1HQnr-ec&feature=player_detailpage#t=302s
Good night!
I’ve made quite a bit of progress tonight. Not done yet, but should be soon. Just need to get Gilda here again for a few edits.
askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: But you didn't miss out on it! Dad said that you probably wouldn't remember since you lost your memories on that day.
I am 5 years old.
Pregnancies don’t take place over a day, Flapper. I’d have had to be zonked out for months! And I could have only wished for a fortune like that.
Doesn’t twenty-three in human years translate into four in equine years?
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Answer me meta powers! This is kinda important!
askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: 'm telling the truth. I was actually quite shocked to find out that you were my biological mom, especially since we've only recently became friends. He told me because he wanted me to know the truth, after having kept it hidden from me all my life. Until now, I had always thought that mom had died in childbirth when I was born, that's what Dad told me, but- *sniff* it's great to finally meet you, Mom!
I don’t understand why he would lie… But there’s no way I’m your mother! That’s not exactly an event a lady would miss out on!
I’m confused…
Edit: How old are you?
askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: Galaxiour
T-… That doesn’t make any sense! I’ve only even met him once, and not even in face-to-face!
Are you telling the truth? Why would he say that?
askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: Ohhh- because dad told me you were.
Who is your dad? You’re the first shapeshifter I’ve ever actually met.
askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: You're my mother, right? My bio mom..
No Flapper, I’m not your biological mother. That isn’t possible for a number of reasons.
Nevermind that we only met a short while ago, or that I’ve never given birth, you’re a shapeshifter. We’re completely different species.
Why would you think I’m your mother?
ask-twilight
replied to yourpost:What song best describes your personality?You could have gone for Spoonman.That would have been a blatant lie.
Is that another joke on my name?
Lyra… Spoon…
Uh, no, I don’t think so.
Unless I’m missing something…
I meant the lying part.
I figured it was too obtuse, but I never know with you. You like to think twelve steps ahead on a ten step process.
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You could have gone for Spoonman.
That would have been a blatent lie.
Is that another joke on my name?
Yes. This isn’t a junior high literature class and that meaning is archaic in present-day society.
The only thing I can think of that I’d let slide is the literary location, Hell, And only if the conversation was literary in nature. Telling someone to go there isn’t okay in my book.