Ask Lyra

Aug 16

Anonymous asked: never said it was, just that they try 'cause i know they will never get close

But you laughed, and it’s not a laughable matter.

It may not have happened yet, but it could one day. And that’s not okay. Even Rainbow Dash is mortal.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Really? How did this happen? The same way it did for the pony with twin alicorns?

He’s not my son! It never happened!

treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: I heard rumors that Bon-Bon occasionally force feeds you, is that true?

Audible sigh…

Specifically.

Anonymous asked: hehe anons try to rape rainbow dash but they never get to her

That’s not funny.

I mean, it’s great that they can’t get to her. But there’s nothing funny about rape.

Anonymous asked: LYRA, do you play minecraft?

I dabble now and again.

There isn’t really anything to do right now, though. I’m waiting for that Adventure Update.

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askcoffeeseer replied to your post: How was your day, and how did it feel learning that you had offspring without knowing?

….? Lyra, is something wrong?

Galaxiour told Flapper I’m his mother. Ordinarily I wouldn’t care, but Flapper seems sort of lost sometimes. It’s not fair to him. Or it… I’m not one hundred percent on that last part.

askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: You're starting to confuse me.. I-I'll just tell daddy he's mistaken then?

Uh… make sure you’re calm about it and choose your words well. He is a god, after all.

askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: I'll talk to you again later, Lyra, and sorry for troubling you like that. Right now, I'm going back to Dad to tell him that he was wrong.

It’s alright Flapper. I mean, I’d believe him too if I were you.

theblackstrawberry asked: How was your day, and how did it feel learning that you had offspring without knowing?

I don’t accept that… It just doesn’t add up! Like one pony plus hundreds of apple trees!

I hate saying things I don’t understand…

askgildagriffon:

askscoots:

askgildagriffon:

Todays Awesome Music Pick. 

What is this? GILDA! This doesn’t rock hard enough!

What Are You Talking About, Didn’t You Hear Those Guitars!
A Song Doesn’t Have To Be Fast To Rock Hard.  

Right, right! Rocking out isn’t all just solos and screeching guitars!

(Source: unicyclistperiscopes, via unicyclistperiscopes)

I wish I had a cooler with my cutie mark on it.
That would be so radical.

I wish I had a cooler with my cutie mark on it.

That would be so radical.

For Twilight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf-1HQnr-ec&feature=player_detailpage#t=302s

Good night!

I’ve made quite a bit of progress tonight. Not done yet, but should be soon. Just need to get Gilda here again for a few edits.

askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: But you didn't miss out on it! Dad said that you probably wouldn't remember since you lost your memories on that day.

I am 5 years old.

Pregnancies don’t take place over a day, Flapper. I’d have had to be zonked out for months! And I could have only wished for a fortune like that.

Doesn’t twenty-three in human years translate into four in equine years?

Answer me meta powers! This is kinda important!

askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: 'm telling the truth. I was actually quite shocked to find out that you were my biological mom, especially since we've only recently became friends. He told me because he wanted me to know the truth, after having kept it hidden from me all my life. Until now, I had always thought that mom had died in childbirth when I was born, that's what Dad told me, but- *sniff* it's great to finally meet you, Mom!

I don’t understand why he would lie… But there’s no way I’m your mother! That’s not exactly an event a lady would miss out on!

I’m confused…

Edit: How old are you?