Anonymous asked: Me llamo T-Bone, la araña discoteca
Look, you know I only speak Unified Equestrian. Can’t you just ask in that language, or toss that through a translator?
Anonymous asked: What are you afraid of?
She stays alo~ne.
Never sheds a single tear~!
Edit: Too obscure?
ask-rainbow-scoots asked: He says: Where. Is. The library.
Oh.
I’m not very good at directions. I’m sure Twilight could get you there pretty fast!
Anonymous asked: I know your secret. You have been exposed.
Apparently you did not know about my latest technology to get the red out.
Anonymous asked: Donde. Esta. La biblioteca.
Uh…
What?
See here: http://mlponies.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=11&p=33482&hilit=Minty#p33482
It goes on for a page or two, I think. It should give you a good idea of Minty.
Okay… Somepony who really likes socks. I guess that explains the secondary question. Thanks Mister Special Agent York!
But are you ponies really running out of things to ask, or something?
Anonymous asked: Do you know ye olde pony named Minty?And do you like socks?
I know Diamond Mint.
… And yes… I wear socks… I’m wearing them right now.
But it’s not a fetish! There’s a window unit in my room and I have poor circulation! My hoofsies are freezing!
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: the U.S. clams there driving out the terrorist, which they are, but thats not why i'm really in the hospitol
Did the terrorists start the fight? Are they fighting for the fuel too?
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: well, iraq is full of petrolium and crude oil. a perfect reason for war. appearently we don't have brains. i don't support the war, but i have to help my fellow marines.
Patrolium, that’s the magic fuel from your world, right. The one machines run off of?
So it’s a war over power?
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: *sighs* i'm not gonna tell you these things if all you say is sorry. no offence, its just, pple tell me that all the time. its not like saying sorry will bring my freinds back. it might be in your best interest if i shut up.
It just makes me so sad! Why does everypony have to fight where you live? Is there not enough food or water? Everypony has shelter, don’t they?
I know it’s not your fault, but someone, somewhere started to fight. Why?
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: look, im glad tumblr ate it, he's alright, he has PTSD, we all do. we should be home right now, but we did our job to well.
Oh… I’m sorry…
askgildagriffonreplied to yourpost:Meanwhile in Lyra’s secret underwater abodeDarling It’s Better Down Where It’s Wetter, Take It From MeThat song was the only good thing to come out of that movie…
Complete derailment of any moral standing! What was the lesson there?
There does not always have to be a lesson to make us into a better, more upstanding pony. Just enjoy it.
The original was better.
And I was going to make that a hyperlink to the full thing, but I couldn’t find it!
askgildagriffon replied to your post: Meanwhile in Lyra’s secret underwater abode
Darling It’s Better Down Where It’s Wetter, Take It From Me
That song was the only good thing to come out of that movie…
Complete derailment of any moral standing! What was the lesson there?

Um… That’s… How does that sofa even work?
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: when did you last receive a message from me?