kittysneezes asked: I know that Unified Equestrian is awfully similar to Human English. Do you know of any words that only exist in UE?
That only exist? None that I can think of, but we have some words and phrases that have different meanings.
There’s always that euphemism for… you know… if you want an example.
Anonymous asked: No deal. I don't play that game.
No waifu for you, than.
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I guess I need to learn to be unpredictable, so nopony can script what I’d do then.
Sure! I think one or two games have toted being able to do that!
They all lied, but it’s a nice goal to aim for!
askcarrottop replied to your post: askcarrottop replied to your post: askcarrottop…
I’d have a hard time finding ponies to walk around with all the time. Especially since I have to do what they’d think is boring work and tend to my carrot farm.
Well then, you’re a townsperson!
You’re immune to all methods of combat, unless it’s a scripted event.
If it is a scripted event… well…
Or use a one of a kind over powered battle item to either raise up your stats to where they can’t hurt you, bring on…
Oh! I like the offensive ones! Do you remember the spell books from Chocobo’s Dungeon 2? Those were great because they were all over the place!
You’re so awesome, Lyra.
Give me a hand here, Ditzy!
Anons don’t follow rules, you seem to be forgetting this.
I guess you need to travel around town with an adventurer team. Everypony knows that adventurers always go everywhere together! Even the grocers!
Anonymous asked: No, it is not true.
Oh yes. You’re all terrible lovers too, and penniless bums.
And you smell.
I think I’m enjoying this too much.
That’s good against one or two anons, but say, 5? Wouldn’t work. They’d outnumber me.
Rule of RPGs, Carrot Top: Don’t try to fight them all at once, single a target out until they’re down!
Or, you know, you could be realistic and beat one, then use its body as a shield.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Don't go through with it. Anons are terrible at supporting a family.
I know, they’re liable to just up and disappear for days on end with no excuse.
askcarrottop replied to your post: Well, I’ve got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!
This makes me realize that if a couple anons wanted to beat me up I’d be pretty defenseless without magic.
You’re a terrestrial pony, Carrot Top. Shatter their shins with your superior might. Or the chins!
Anonymous asked: Well, I've got news for you! You are mine now! You belong to me!
Spectacular.
I’m sure you won’t mind paying for my food, insurance, medical. Hey! Why don’t I just retire and stay at home all day on tumblr while you work for the both of us and still don’t get any! After all, I’m a magical unicorn, I could beat the poop out of you if you dare refuse any whimsy that happens to cross my mind!
I get the strangest sense that you didn’t think this through.
The waifu thing is unfunny enough. If you’re going to start making it a chore to respond to these, I’m just going to start deleting them.
If I had a bit for every time I’ve had to censor an anon…
Anonymous asked: Are you going to help me now, or not?
I have no idea to what you refer…
Any pony out there that can just talk normal? Dialogs start at the beginning, not the middle.
Anonymous asked: Waifu?
I remember a time when I could just direct you to Twilight…