Anonymous asked: West.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: i got a viral infection and they had to cut my hand off
W-what?
Yeah. I get the joke.
No. I don’t care.
Anonymous asked: ICK THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
I’ve sat on this for a while trying to think of something funny to respond with.
I got nothin’.
Anonymous asked: what happens to you and bonbon if you touch poison joke?
We become lesbians.
That’s the answer you wanted, right?
I don’t know that Bon-Bon’s ever been exposed to the stuff.
Anonymous asked: Is my life worth living?
I decided it was once, quite some time ago.
Haven’t looked back.
kittysneezes asked: The censor in "the[somethin']inmyhand" looks kinda like a pony. So I read it as "theponyinmyhand". I like that better than whatever they probably wrote.
I like that better too.
Anonymous asked: What are you talking about? I said "The pen is in my hand."
I suppose you should have used spaces then.
Or do you think this is clever and I didn’t see it coming?
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Were you expecting a different clip?
askboltdaemon-deactivated201111 asked: Does Lyra have a secret layr?
Is that supposed mean something?
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Oh. You mean Lair. But you rearranged the letters in my name to form another word.
But in doing so, you misspelled it.
No. I don’t. But that’s a boring answer, hence the rest of that gobbledygook above.
The Doctor would like a word with you.
Anonymous asked: What does "picture of Japanese man surfing on a turtle on top of a picture of French fries" mean?
Not a fan of Flapjack, huh? That’s a shame.
I never did get to see the last episode.
ask-sweetie-belle said: ….. ooohhhh, I see. Okay. Neat
Until you understand the subtle nuances, it’s probably best if you don’t try to tease anypony.
I got your submission message, Rainbow Dash!
I know there’s some difficulty getting messages through to me, but if you’d like a response from me, send a message so I can privately reply.
rainbowdash-answers asked: Lyra are you there? You got some time to talk?
I’m here!
I can’t ever guarantee how fast I can respond, though.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Berry Punch does that to everypony at some point, doesn't she?
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Let’s go ahead and not talk about that.