The Doctor would like a word with you.
Anonymous asked: What does "picture of Japanese man surfing on a turtle on top of a picture of French fries" mean?
Not a fan of Flapjack, huh? That’s a shame.
I never did get to see the last episode.
ask-sweetie-belle said: ….. ooohhhh, I see. Okay. Neat
Until you understand the subtle nuances, it’s probably best if you don’t try to tease anypony.
I got your submission message, Rainbow Dash!
I know there’s some difficulty getting messages through to me, but if you’d like a response from me, send a message so I can privately reply.
rainbowdash-answers asked: Lyra are you there? You got some time to talk?
I’m here!
I can’t ever guarantee how fast I can respond, though.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Berry Punch does that to everypony at some point, doesn't she?
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Let’s go ahead and not talk about that.
ibsosorry-deactivated20121118 asked: I accidentally all the swears. Sorry.
It’s okay. I understand.
I mean, I don’t really. But… uh…
ask-evanpowell-deactivated20111 asked: Lyra, Rainbow Dash (rainbowdash-answers) feels upset because you never respond to her asks. And she feels unappreciated because of this. Is it true?
That does seem to be the situation from her perspective.
But that’s just not the case! I’ve answered every question from her that I’ve ever received!
I’ve even given her one of my longest, most detailed answers ever!
Your Non-Swears Are Much Funnier Anyway. Ick The Police Still Makes Me Giggle.
I love that picture.
That expression is just amazing.
Deep breaths… Take deep breaths…
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
This one comes before the one with Bon-Bon
Uh huh…
Anonymous asked: Is it true you're actually a seapony pretending to be a unicorn?
Funny you should ask…
Popular society deems any instance in which those four letters are arranged to form the swear in question, makes it a swear. It doesn’t matter if it contains a prefix or a suffix.
Likewise, you won’t see any biblical words condemning somepony to a location, archaic words that designate a girl dog or a fatherless foal, or alternate nouns for either a donkey, or somepony being stubborn on my page.
As I’ve said before, this isn’t a literature class. This page is meant to be accessible to anypony, regardless of age. That’s why I use such vague terminology when talking about things like intercourse.
The bottom-line? It’s my decision, not yours. You’re free to question it, and I’m free to defend it.
Ah I Got The Others It Was Just The Tilde That Was Confusing Me. Thanks For Letting Me Know.
Ab-so-tutely!
unicyclistperiscopes asked: Ok This Has Been Bugging Me For A While, Is There Any Rules Behind Your Use Of Tildes Or Do You Just Slip Them In When You're Excited? Because If There's A Pattern I Haven't Been Able To Spot It.
Not a bad question really. I guess it can get confusing.
A dash (-) means I’ve been interrupted or stopped short on a word/sentence.
Three dots (…) means I’ve trailed off. The last sound didn’t stop, it faded out through a slowly closing mouth.
Combining the two (-…) indicates a sort of shock, the sound stopped, but the mouth movements finished the sound of the letter in question without any noise.
Tilide (~) indicates a held sound, usually going through extremely minor alternations in octave.
So, it’s not ‘Double like!’ shouted out flatly. It’s 'Double li~ke!’ with a sing-song inflection on the 'i’ vowel.
