ask-evanpowell-deactivated20111 asked: Lyra, Rainbow Dash (rainbowdash-answers) feels upset because you never respond to her asks. And she feels unappreciated because of this. Is it true?
That does seem to be the situation from her perspective.
But that’s just not the case! I’ve answered every question from her that I’ve ever received!
I’ve even given her one of my longest, most detailed answers ever!
Your Non-Swears Are Much Funnier Anyway. Ick The Police Still Makes Me Giggle.
I love that picture.
That expression is just amazing.
Deep breaths… Take deep breaths…
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
This one comes before the one with Bon-Bon
Uh huh…
Anonymous asked: Is it true you're actually a seapony pretending to be a unicorn?
Funny you should ask…
Popular society deems any instance in which those four letters are arranged to form the swear in question, makes it a swear. It doesn’t matter if it contains a prefix or a suffix.
Likewise, you won’t see any biblical words condemning somepony to a location, archaic words that designate a girl dog or a fatherless foal, or alternate nouns for either a donkey, or somepony being stubborn on my page.
As I’ve said before, this isn’t a literature class. This page is meant to be accessible to anypony, regardless of age. That’s why I use such vague terminology when talking about things like intercourse.
The bottom-line? It’s my decision, not yours. You’re free to question it, and I’m free to defend it.
Ah I Got The Others It Was Just The Tilde That Was Confusing Me. Thanks For Letting Me Know.
Ab-so-tutely!
unicyclistperiscopes asked: Ok This Has Been Bugging Me For A While, Is There Any Rules Behind Your Use Of Tildes Or Do You Just Slip Them In When You're Excited? Because If There's A Pattern I Haven't Been Able To Spot It.
Not a bad question really. I guess it can get confusing.
A dash (-) means I’ve been interrupted or stopped short on a word/sentence.
Three dots (…) means I’ve trailed off. The last sound didn’t stop, it faded out through a slowly closing mouth.
Combining the two (-…) indicates a sort of shock, the sound stopped, but the mouth movements finished the sound of the letter in question without any noise.
Tilide (~) indicates a held sound, usually going through extremely minor alternations in octave.
So, it’s not ‘Double like!’ shouted out flatly. It’s 'Double li~ke!’ with a sing-song inflection on the 'i’ vowel.
You Know I’m Always Down For A Jam Sesh And Its Going Much Easier To Get To You Now I’m Staying With Twi.
Sure. I should be able to unless something comes up.
Sounds good!
Meanwhile… I gotta get in motion… I know I won’t be able to use a tuba until at least part 4-2 or 5.
Anonymous asked: Come on, you know you love us.
I love it when you bronies don’t swear and make me censor you.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Why yes, I play the tuba.
Hm… That could work…
Want to come over tomorrow? Sweetie Belle should be by for drum practice, and I’m trying to contact Gilda and Mint to ask if they’d be down too.
Not sure what you’re talking about when I get so many anonymous messages.
Once again, partial censorship isn’t enough. The entire word has to be removed, including the number of letters in the word.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Need... Uh, any help?
By the time you get here I’ll probably be done, but thanks.
I can’t remember if I asked or not, do you play any insturments?
Anonymous asked: I happen to have stolen 41 cakes.
I’m cleaning up vomit right now.
ask-berry-punch asked: *hic* That's a funny way to shay I love yoo! Oh Celestia... *vomits* I uhm... shorry...
Oh… Celestia…
It’s… everywhere….
It’s making my socks squish!
