Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra can you play the song from the game Crazy Bus?
Lets see here…
Yahoof… Crazy Bus…
Youhoof…
Oh… This is pleasant to listen to…
Thanks.
pathwaysintoinsanity asked: *storms in with poison joke* LET'S DO THIS!
Hmm…
Nah.
Asterisk denied.
Anonymous asked: i thought already were lesbians
Bon-Bon is, but I’m not.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Poison joke makes you gay? It gives me HD (horn dysfunction).
Poison Joke contorts my back into a slouching position. Doesn’t matter if I’m sitting, but makes it real uncomfortable to walk around.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: ay dios mio, your such a hippy
Well, yes.
It doesn’t always seem like it, but we’re a peaceful race on a peaceful world.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: noooooo, just messing with you, i'm pretty surprized that this reaction isn't as bad as the initial one
Oh Celestia…
I was praying it was just a joke. But I feared the worst.
Anonymous asked: West.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: i got a viral infection and they had to cut my hand off
W-what?
Yeah. I get the joke.
No. I don’t care.
Anonymous asked: ICK THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
I’ve sat on this for a while trying to think of something funny to respond with.
I got nothin’.
Anonymous asked: what happens to you and bonbon if you touch poison joke?
We become lesbians.
That’s the answer you wanted, right?
I don’t know that Bon-Bon’s ever been exposed to the stuff.
Anonymous asked: Is my life worth living?
I decided it was once, quite some time ago.
Haven’t looked back.
kittysneezes asked: The censor in "the[somethin']inmyhand" looks kinda like a pony. So I read it as "theponyinmyhand". I like that better than whatever they probably wrote.
I like that better too.
Anonymous asked: What are you talking about? I said "The pen is in my hand."
I suppose you should have used spaces then.
Or do you think this is clever and I didn’t see it coming?
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Were you expecting a different clip?
askboltdaemon-deactivated201111 asked: Does Lyra have a secret layr?
Is that supposed mean something?
…
Oh. You mean Lair. But you rearranged the letters in my name to form another word.
But in doing so, you misspelled it.
No. I don’t. But that’s a boring answer, hence the rest of that gobbledygook above.