Yeah. I get the joke.
No. I don’t care.
Anonymous asked: ICK THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
I’ve sat on this for a while trying to think of something funny to respond with.
I got nothin’.
Anonymous asked: what happens to you and bonbon if you touch poison joke?
We become lesbians.
That’s the answer you wanted, right?
I don’t know that Bon-Bon’s ever been exposed to the stuff.
Anonymous asked: Is my life worth living?
I decided it was once, quite some time ago.
Haven’t looked back.
kittysneezes asked: The censor in "the[somethin']inmyhand" looks kinda like a pony. So I read it as "theponyinmyhand". I like that better than whatever they probably wrote.
I like that better too.
Anonymous asked: What are you talking about? I said "The pen is in my hand."
I suppose you should have used spaces then.
Or do you think this is clever and I didn’t see it coming?
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Were you expecting a different clip?
askboltdaemon-deactivated201111 asked: Does Lyra have a secret layr?
Is that supposed mean something?
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Oh. You mean Lair. But you rearranged the letters in my name to form another word.
But in doing so, you misspelled it.
No. I don’t. But that’s a boring answer, hence the rest of that gobbledygook above.
The Doctor would like a word with you.
Anonymous asked: What does "picture of Japanese man surfing on a turtle on top of a picture of French fries" mean?
Not a fan of Flapjack, huh? That’s a shame.
I never did get to see the last episode.
ask-sweetie-belle said: ….. ooohhhh, I see. Okay. Neat
Until you understand the subtle nuances, it’s probably best if you don’t try to tease anypony.
I got your submission message, Rainbow Dash!
I know there’s some difficulty getting messages through to me, but if you’d like a response from me, send a message so I can privately reply.
rainbowdash-answers asked: Lyra are you there? You got some time to talk?
I’m here!
I can’t ever guarantee how fast I can respond, though.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Berry Punch does that to everypony at some point, doesn't she?
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Let’s go ahead and not talk about that.
ibsosorry-deactivated20121118 asked: I accidentally all the swears. Sorry.
It’s okay. I understand.
I mean, I don’t really. But… uh…
ask-evanpowell-deactivated20111 asked: Lyra, Rainbow Dash (rainbowdash-answers) feels upset because you never respond to her asks. And she feels unappreciated because of this. Is it true?
That does seem to be the situation from her perspective.
But that’s just not the case! I’ve answered every question from her that I’ve ever received!
I’ve even given her one of my longest, most detailed answers ever!