Anonymous asked: Dear Lyra, Why do you have so much swag for a unicorn?
Growing up on the streets, I guess.
Although, DJ Pon3 didn’t grow up on the streets, to my knowledge. But she has quite a bit of swag herself. So it’s probably a ‘not all rectangles are squares’ type of thing.
askgildagriffon replied to your post: Do you think anypony has actually thought of saying “No” to a dare?
I Really Never Got This Whole E-ToD Thing, How Are You Meant To Tell If The Other Pony Actually Did What They Say They Did. I Know I’d Just Lie About It.
Yeah… Not a game I would play online.
Not that I can play it offline either, without disclaimers. I’m legally bound to not discuss some things.
daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Do you think anypony has actually thought of saying "No" to a dare?
Well… I’ve seen it once or twice. But if you want to win, you need to call the pony out on the dare as being against the rules, not outright refuse.
If you can prove it, they lose their turn!
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: please don't notice the conection, i like your tumblr.
Oh I’m sure it’s too late anyway. I could close this account and there’d still be aliens and humans walking around. I just wouldn’t know ahead of time.
That’d be like stomping out the initial match while half the forest is already on fire.
Unfortunately she’s not quite 3D, either. Both of her dimensions are stern, but one is a bit fun-loving.
Well, like I’ve said before, not really up to me how I’m viewed.
anon-pony-blog asked: Would you say that you're a serious individual? -Anon
I have a range of emotions. I can be silly or serious.
I’m not one-dimensional.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: oh, don't worry, its airsoft. even though breaking and entering seems like it would require a firearm. and here i almost belived you when you said its peaceful over there.
Well… I remember it being a lot more peaceful before I started getting on tumblr…
askangeltherabbit replied to your post: Lyra! I have a bomb strapped to my chest that will explode if I hear certain word!
“Puzzle” KA-BOOM!!
Darn, I was almost sure it was ‘what’.
Oh well.
*Load last save.*
askangeltherabbit-deactivated20 asked: Lyra! I have a bomb strapped to my chest that will explode if I hear certain word!
I bet I know the word; It’s a pretty simple puzzle.
Let’s get that thing off of you, little guy.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: *gives shotgun*
That’s a little extreme.
I made them feel bad for it.
Then I stole a few pillows from Twilight and Star Catcher’s houses. After all, Star Catcher ate the pillows and Spike dared her to do it.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: why is everyone being dared?
I don’t know.
I thought that stupid trend died. It’s not like any of them have any idea how to play the flipping game.
Would you believe one of them broke into my house and ate all of our pillows on a dare? It’s completely ridiculous!
the-knight-the-beast asked: *blushes and holds up sign saying he was dared*
Oh, well in that case let me open the door so you can shove your horn in between my cheeks.
ARE YOU INSANE OR STUPID!!
Dares are only supposed to involve outside individuals as witnesses! Now stop trying to break into my house!
the-knight-the-beast asked: *shyly walks up and rubs his horn against her flank*
*Is inside with the doors and windows locked.*
Hmm…
*Is also awesome as all get-out.*
Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra can you play the song from the game Crazy Bus?
Lets see here…
Yahoof… Crazy Bus…
Youhoof…
Oh… This is pleasant to listen to…
Thanks.
pathwaysintoinsanity asked: *storms in with poison joke* LET'S DO THIS!
Hmm…
Nah.
Asterisk denied.