Ask Lyra

Aug 25

askboltdaemon-deactivated201111 asked: Actually, whilst being based off of an innuendo, I assure you the party is entirely literal. A large pair of trousers has been created especially to act as a venue.

How much? How many ponies attending? How long? Where?

theblackstrawberry asked: Well some pony other already asked how your day was.

Well… I could go into more detail, I guess.

Gilda had expressed interest in an Earthbound piece, so I paused the larger project again and picked one out.

That’s what the recording session today was supposed to be for. Krastos ripped through his section of the intro like noponies business. And I’ve already mixed his part with mine; it sounds great!

Then the thing with Sweetie Belle happened…

Then I started playing this game. It’s kickin’ rad! The melee takedowns are sweet and even better if you mix them with regular gunfighting. The hacking is a pretty cool mini game. I just wish the highlighting system wasn’t orange. Makes it hard to see interactable objects under incandescent lighting.

Yeah, I didn’t use that word for a reason.
And I don’t know about that, either. Twilight and Gilda seem to enjoy each other’s… uh… antics.
Edit: Well, most of the time.

Yeah, I didn’t use that word for a reason.

And I don’t know about that, either. Twilight and Gilda seem to enjoy each other’s… uh… antics.

Edit: Well, most of the time.

theblackstrawberry asked: My question was stolen from me...

I’m sorry.

Which one was it? Maybe I can give a different answer this time!

patchoulol asked: You're such a practical seeming pony to get such bizarre questions. What do you think the attracts them?

I have no clue.

Up until this week, most of the questions I got were pretty levelheaded.

Not sure what’s got stirred up.

askboltdaemon-deactivated201111 asked: Excuse me Miss Lyra, I'm in the process of organizing a party, to be located within an exceptionally large pair of trousers. I was wondering if you would be able to perform at the party.

Uh… Large trousers…?

Hold on… Meta powers telling me something…

… Oh…

Innuendo, huh? Always classy.

Anonymous asked: Okay, if you don't swear here, do you swear when you're talking to others?

Yes’m.

I’ve explained it before, but while on the ponynet, I feel everypony should have adequate time to articulate themselves in a dignified manner.

But in person, I can swear quite a bit, if agitated or excited.

But never around foals.

theblackstrawberry asked: *waves at you*

Salut!

Something from Ponygoons.

http://i.imgur.com/0QySP.gif

I’ll post it, but I don’t get it.

Anonymous asked: Do you want a french fry?

I already did the only joke I know about french fries.

If I knew somepony was going to ask about it, I would have held back!

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: hey, i know how just to creep you out, go to google and enter "camel spiders" we get those in our sleeping bags every morning

GAH! IT’S FREAKEN HUGE!

Why do you do these things to me?!

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: call fluttershy mariposa.

Any particular reason why?

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: so, how w as your day

Hit and miss.

Krastos surprised the hay out of me with his tuba playing. He knocked out what I had set up for him in no time flat. And this game I’m playing is awesome.

But… I’m really worried about Sweetie Belle. She collapsed on the floor earlier this evening…

Anonymous asked: Is it true your pies are often stolen?

Well, they wouldn’t be my pies, so no.

I can’t bake.

Anonymous asked: nani? (゚Д゚|||) orz