Ask Lyra

Aug 25

theblackstrawberry asked: What a startling new development.

Yeah…

theblackstrawberry asked: I think I missed something...? Did they have a fight?

Nothing between Sweetie Belle and Rarity, no.

But Sweetie overheard Rarity and Basil having relations.

theblackstrawberry asked: Maybe you should take Sweetie Belle to Rarity's...

I’d like to, but I’m worried she’ll have a panic attack.

One more night won’t hurt, right? Besides, I still need to have ‘that talk’ with her.

Anonymous asked: I think Twilight likes you...

Yeah… Twilight seems to be trippin’ over everypony lately…

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ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: Okay, got Sweetie. Not sure if I should take her…
Whatever you think is best…

Let’s head back to my place, I don’t think you’re ready to face Rarity yet.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I'm as suave as Filly D. Williams in that beer commercial.

Pfft.

I’m not talkin’ amateur suave, I’m talking Morgan Freemane suave.

Now that’s a stallion… If only he were younger…

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I'm suave. Trust me.

Gilda doesn’t seem to think so either.

Doesn’t look like you have an anthill to stand on.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I saw the husband thing. Being a "smartie-patootie" disqualifies me. Also I'm not male, so that makes being a husband pretty hard. I am suave, though, and quite sophisticated.

Sophisticated I’ll grant.

I don’t know about suave.

Anonymous asked: What are traits you consider good in a lover?

Why is everypony suddenly so interested in this?

Okay, got Sweetie.

Not sure if I should take her to Rarity or back home, though. Haven’t had “that talk” with her yet… and I’m afraid it will seem like a punishment at this point…

Anonymous asked: Lyra pony is best pony.

We’ll see about that.

Celles… This was my fault… I should have thought better!

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scooc replied to your post: Tripped and fell.
You alright now, Lyra?!

Yeah. Just trying to get to Sweetie right away.

I mean, it’s already getting dark! She’s been waiting for at least three hours!

Tripped and fell.

Answering messages and running is hard.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: thankfully there non-toxic, but all the grass scream first day deployed no mater how many times there told.

Did you see that bite mark?! I’d scream like a little foal if I so much as saw one!

ask-sweetie-belle asked: Could you come get me from school? I've been waiting for a few hours... I thought Rarity would come, but I guess she forgot, since she didn't take me today. If not, I'll walk by myself. I just waited so long for her and.... it's dark outside now, and they're closing the school soon. Sorry to bother you again...

Oh my Celestia! If we had known we’d have picked you up when we got Tootsie!

I’m out the door! I’m so sorry, Sweetie!