Ask Lyra

Aug 25

Anonymous asked: Do you want a french fry?

I already did the only joke I know about french fries.

If I knew somepony was going to ask about it, I would have held back!

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: hey, i know how just to creep you out, go to google and enter "camel spiders" we get those in our sleeping bags every morning

GAH! IT’S FREAKEN HUGE!

Why do you do these things to me?!

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: call fluttershy mariposa.

Any particular reason why?

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: so, how w as your day

Hit and miss.

Krastos surprised the hay out of me with his tuba playing. He knocked out what I had set up for him in no time flat. And this game I’m playing is awesome.

But… I’m really worried about Sweetie Belle. She collapsed on the floor earlier this evening…

Anonymous asked: Is it true your pies are often stolen?

Well, they wouldn’t be my pies, so no.

I can’t bake.

Anonymous asked: nani? (゚Д゚|||) orz

Anonymous asked: What would your husbando be like?

Sophisticated, suave, debonair. But not a smart-patootie either.

And cuddly. I like being held.

Alright, back for a spell to answer all the messages I’ve got.

Heads up? Deus Ex: Human Revolution is awesome.

Like, oh my Celestia! Awesome!

This would be an awesome day if I wasn’t still worried about Sweetie… I guess she’s staying here tonight. Not sure if I should wake her up for school tomorrow either… if she doesn’t get up on her own that is.

Sorry I didn’t say sooner.

Since Sweetie’s in bed, we stopped practicing. I’m just playing Dues Ex: Human Revolution right now.

I’ll get to the non-vital messages I’ve been sent later. Trying to relax… I’m so worried about Sweetie.

Aug 24

ask-rainbow-scoots asked: She just fell asleep. There's no reason to take her to the hospital!

You’re probably right.

I just get worried.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post:…

I Think She’s Just Tired. Are We Certain She Got Any Sleep Last Night?

Oh… Okay, that’s done at least.

I… I’m not sure if we should keep playing or not… I have no idea if she slept at all.

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ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post:…
Oh… right. School. Thank you, Lyra… wake me up if you need me f… for….. for performing….. drum……… *falls over*

Oh Celestia! Sweetie!

What do we do?! Take her to the hospital?!

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ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: Alright,…
I’m really tired… do you think I could take a nap somewhere, Lyra? Oh… that was a rude thing to…. to ask… (yawn)… excuse me.

Of course, Sweetie.

Bon-Bon’s room is on the other side of the house, should be far enough away to deafen the noise.

Don’t ruin your sleep schedule, though. You still have school in the morning!

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ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: Alright, I’m Outside Can You Let Me In? I Brought Sweetie The Prototype Gilda Plushie I Hope She Likes It.
Oh my gosh! I really wanted one of those! Thank you, Gilda! I love it!! Why is it considered a prototype? It’s not… dangerous, is it?

No no, Sweetie. Prototype just means it’s the first in the line of preproduction.

It still has to pass quality inspections, stress tests, things like that before it can go into full production.

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ask-sweetie-belle replied to your post: Alright, Sweetie and I are back at the house.

Thanks for savin- um… coming to get me. What will we do while we wait for Gilda, and Krastos? And is anypony else stopping by?

Well, we were going to have that little talk. I guess it can wait for now.

Probably better this way, you need to relax a bit.