Anonymous asked: Have you ever had a scraper bike?
No.
Or were you talking about the song?
I looked it up and listened for about a minute, but it’s sort of a silly thing to rap about.
Not linking it because I don’t know how severe the lyrics may become.
Anonymous asked: God doesn't exist.
Celestia does.
And so does Luna.
They’re gods, and they exist.
I was just about to sit down and talk with her.
The initial topics to address are what she heard, and why. Unfortunately, what she heard were ravenous screeches of ecstasy and other… less than savory dialog. And why? Well, while directly related it makes lying or downplaying things pretty much impossible. I can forgo exactly how things work, but she’s going to have to hear the truth about what she heard and why.
The real truth.
After that, I’ll do as much damage control as I can. The last thing I want her to do is go out and use that knowledge. Fortunately, for once anyway, Sweetie is fairly reserved. I think the information will be enough to ease her mind a little without making her curious. It might sound a little cruel, but if it’s embarrassing enough, she won’t want to even think about it for some time.
Rarity, I not sure what to tell you, to be honest. I guess just try to be, whatever you were to her before this ever happened. Big sister, motherly, whatever it was. Pretend that this doesn’t change anything. You’re still the authority in her life. You cannot let this be something she holds over your head.
Basil, I don’t envy the position you’re being put in. Either you become a father/big brother figure to her or she does everything in her power to ignore you. The latter will only make things worse in the long run. The former will be devastating if the two of you ever break up. So, I guess pick up a few books on father/daughter interaction.
I can’t ever say anything with certainty, but I’m pretty sure she’ll be okay. Mostly she’s just shaken up, confused, ashamed and embarrassed.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: yea, thats photoshop. and to answer your question, i do it cause i assume your an adult and can handle such grotesque images.
Oh, so the bite isn’t that bad?
That’s what had me so freaked!
theblackstrawberry asked: What a startling new development.
Yeah…
theblackstrawberry asked: I think I missed something...? Did they have a fight?
Nothing between Sweetie Belle and Rarity, no.
But Sweetie overheard Rarity and Basil having relations.
theblackstrawberry asked: Maybe you should take Sweetie Belle to Rarity's...
I’d like to, but I’m worried she’ll have a panic attack.
One more night won’t hurt, right? Besides, I still need to have ‘that talk’ with her.
Anonymous asked: I think Twilight likes you...
Yeah… Twilight seems to be trippin’ over everypony lately…
Whatever you think is best…
Let’s head back to my place, I don’t think you’re ready to face Rarity yet.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I'm as suave as Filly D. Williams in that beer commercial.
Pfft.
I’m not talkin’ amateur suave, I’m talking Morgan Freemane suave.
Now that’s a stallion… If only he were younger…
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I'm suave. Trust me.
Gilda doesn’t seem to think so either.
Doesn’t look like you have an anthill to stand on.
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I saw the husband thing. Being a "smartie-patootie" disqualifies me. Also I'm not male, so that makes being a husband pretty hard. I am suave, though, and quite sophisticated.
Sophisticated I’ll grant.
I don’t know about suave.
Anonymous asked: What are traits you consider good in a lover?
Why is everypony suddenly so interested in this?
Okay, got Sweetie.
Not sure if I should take her to Rarity or back home, though. Haven’t had “that talk” with her yet… and I’m afraid it will seem like a punishment at this point…
Anonymous asked: Lyra pony is best pony.
We’ll see about that.
Celles… This was my fault… I should have thought better!