Ask Lyra

Aug 26

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And to the audience, even I’m not one hundred percent what I just censored…

Uh…

And to the audience, even I’m not one hundred percent what I just censored…

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: that stuff saved my life. the e-cig.

So you were a smoker?

It sounds great! Never been a fan of second-hand smoke, and I always had a nagging in the back of my head about the health risks when somepony I knew smoked.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: يا إلهي هذا هو مضحك جدا haha pervs.

Um… what?

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: So Lyra, were you miserable while I was away in, uh... Canterlot?

You were gone?

Sorry. Bought Deus Ex, Berry came to me with severe alcohol withdrawal, was kinda busy.

queenfrau asked: So, I am in love with Flutura, she's very sweet, kind, and shy. I think I might be giving her too much, she feels selfish. I love her so much, but I'm too timid to do anything, but I don't want to rush this. What do I do?

Not sure who that is.

If she feels smothered, back the hay off. Pretty simple, chief.

Part of love is trust. You can’t grow trust if you’re never apart.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: ha ha, that anon was talking about saints row, a video game.

I know about it.

Dazzling.
You need to use your internal voice. Not all thoughts are meant to be transmitted.
Not that this is the first time I’ve heard something like this.
Honestly, though? Sort of flattering, but one hundred percent creepy-as-all-hay that you...

Dazzling.

You need to use your internal voice. Not all thoughts are meant to be transmitted.

Not that this is the first time I’ve heard something like this.

Honestly, though? Sort of flattering, but one hundred percent creepy-as-all-hay that you actually took the time to let me know.

I recommend to you what I recommended in that link, if it bothers you. If it doesn’t… just don’t let me know in the future, okay?

queenfrau asked: Hey Lyra, Basil told me you're good with this sort of thing, so I'll be blunt. I need advice on love, care to share?

I’ve only been in three failed romantic relationships, why do ponies come to me for this sort of thing?

I’ll do my best.

asksilverstar-deactivated201110 asked: Drugs are why cities are horrible. They breed crime, and there aren't enough mustaches or cowponies or duels.

I don’t think that-

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: What woul you do if I old you all I wanted to do was kiss you~

Are… those song lyrics?

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: "could you put on a little more (shudders) pants"

“Hank, you need a vegetable.”

“Alright, give me some'a that macaroni and cheese.”

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: have you heard of a "e-cig"?

I looked it up. What about it?

Anonymous asked: As a member of the Third Street Saints, I can confirm that drugs are cool. You haven't lived until you've smoked a lightbulb full of Loa Dust.

Life is intense enough without.

asksilverstar-deactivated201110 asked: You did the right thing. Drugs are ILLEGEAL. That's why I just drink and smoke that funny stuff the buffalo keep tryin' to sell us.

The whole drug selling culture breeds horrible crime in the city. If somepony wants to smoke somethin’ out in the sticks grown for traditional ceremonies that’s none of my business.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: get it, though? king of the hill, "i sell cocain and cocain acessories"

Yeah, I tried to do a Hank Hill quote. I think I got it wrong.