Anonymous asked: :D smart pony. i really do need to expand my adjectives to describe people. you deserve all the praise.
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Hmph But I’m Interested! I’m Trying To Work It Out But I’m Not Good At This Kind Of Thing. C’mon Can’t You Give Me A Hint?
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Alright I confess it was me. And I’m not just taking the wrap for that guy so you don’t know who he/she is.
If you want to admit to it, Sweetie, that’s fine. But that would make me wrong in the two I thought it might be. Which actually means you were doing fine.
If you want to admit to it, that is.
Anonymous asked: Can you put your shoes on your head?
No thank you.
Anonymous asked: if you knew what jmg's done in iraq, you wouldn't be talking to him.
We’ve already talked about it.
I can’t ever support a war, but… What those people stand for, the ones that would kill mercilessly? If there was ever a reason to fight back, that has to be it.
jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: if you were here, you'd understand.
You’re probably right. I’ve never been in a war.
And as many times as my life was put into danger when I was a foal, there were safe places to be, if you could reach them. There aren’t any where you are. Not really.
But when somepony limps up to you and says they just watched their best friend or sister get raped and kidnapped, what exactly are you supposed to say?
It’s not fair to you because it’s my past vs. your present. I can choose to ignore what happened to me years ago, but you can’t ignore what’s happening right now.
But if I’m not sorry, what am I?
Who Do You Think It Is? I Want To Know.
Now, Gilda. If somepony posted anonymously, they obviously don’t want to have their identity revealed.
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Well it seems my near death experience left me with a little present, elements of my personality have started talking to me directly, so far it's 5 of them but they say more will come. They even proved they were telling the truth by removing my fear of drowning.
Uh huh…
Well, I can tell you right now that’s not how mental illness works. Maybe that rock you ate had some kind of malicious magic on it.
Anonymous asked: C: 2001st post. you really are amazing, you should feel that way. and yes, they do matter, every post matters, and if it didn't matter to me, then i wouldn't have heard every song and read every post. but anyways im glad your here, your super great and wonderful, and the best pony i've ever followed.
Thanks.
I just never really got much praise growing up… Doesn’t quite feels right when I hear it.
To me, there’s just gotta be some pony better than me.
And if this is who I think it might be, double thanks, but you don’t quite disguise your grammar and speech perfectly.
It doesn’t really matter, just, you know, be careful when you go anon.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Thank you so much, Lyra. Just let me know if there's anything I can ever do for you.
Just grab a pizza and hang out! You already played your part of this piece, tuba-wise.
This was my 999th like… what will be my 1000th?!
Wait, I stand corrected, this WAS my 1000th! Congrats, Lyra!
Thanks, Sweetie!
roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Why does everyone think I'm going crazy? These voices in my head are elements of my personality, and they removed my fear of drowning.
Um… What?
Maybe you should start at the beginning of the conversation, not the middle.
It Was Much Less Exciting Than I Thought. Trust Me, Lyra’s Description Does Not Get Across How Something That Could Have Been Awesome Became Tedious And Boring.
Safe tends to be pretty boring, yeah.
Next time you get a jar stuck on your head, I’ll be sure to go the amplified punch route!
Okay. *Closes eyes*
Okay, so I just struck a few points in a line going the length of the jar, then tapped it a few times and it fell apart. Then I just broke off the edges. After that Krastos got up and we all went inside while he shook the glass off. Then I went back outside and picked a few pieces around his face. Nothing to it!
This Is Gonna Be Fun To Watch. Is There Any Pizza Left?
Yeah, but don’t eat all of it. Want to make sure Krastos can get some if he wants some. Sweetie too, if she comes over.
Is it Bon-bon?
I dunno… Bon-Bon is pretty rad…
He’s probably just confused because it’s hard to breathe with a glass jar on his head, give him a break!
Good point. Sorry about that, Krastos!
Oh… Um… Ha, ha ha. Good one Lyra. I am glad to have come to understanding the humor that the citizens of Ponyville share. Ha, ha ha, ha… Well, anytime you’re ready. I trust you.
Okay, putting the phone down. This shouldn’t take long. Don’t open your eyes or shake the broken glass off until I say, okay? Once you shake the glass off, I’ll take a look and make sure there’s no glass around your eyes before I tell you to open them.
Anonymous asked: Your 2000th post was someone telling you how awesome you are. ARE YOU GOING TO ACCEPT IT YET! LYRA PONY IS BEST PONY!
Okay, okay.
Maybe I am, in some way, kinda-sorta awesome. Maybe.
But I am not best pony. Everypony knows who best pony is.
Ready. (I ran out of questions and submissions *sad face*)
W-Really?
Dude, I was just joking.
I’m just going to tap against it with this hammer and chisel. If I punched it it’d send bits of glass into your head!