Ask Lyra

Aug 30

Anonymous asked: Could you play The Muppets theme song? I understand you must be very busy but If you could get around to playing that some time I'd love you forever. FOREVER.

After a quick search, I think I found it.

It’s six pages and uses six insturments.

It’ll take some time, but I’ll see what I can do.

theblackstrawberry asked: it's only been a few minutes! look at my watch! (watch says only 2 1/2 minutes have passed)

I don’t think that-

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: “My sister typed a whole sentence normally once. Once.”

Reading Up On It, It Certainly Seems Like My Kind Of Movie But Sadly I’ve Never Seen It. I’m Going To Now Though.

Well said!

theblackstrawberry asked: don't worry, i'll let go in a few minutes.

It’s been like an hour!

rennysama-deactivated20160409 asked: Ipony! (( Amidoinitrite? ))

Well… Technically, the ‘i’ is supposed to be lowercase.

I don’t know why.

unicyclistperiscopes asked: "My sister typed a whole sentence normally once. Once." Ok What Am I Missing Here Because I'm Pretty Certain You Don't Have A Sister... Do You?!

Aw Cels, Gilda. I figured if anypony would have gotten a Johnny Dangerously quote it would have been you.

Now I feel bad.

ask60sbatman-deactivated2012122 asked: Well that's what you get when the head of a multi-million company is a fan of you. The cheque should arrive in 5-10 working days, Have a good day miss Lyra

Thank you, Batman!

Goodness…

lunarsailor asked: it could be something else.

And the oxygen could taste like artificial grapes.

It wasn’t something else. Somepony thought they were being clever. They weren’t.

lunarsailor asked: thats not that bad.

It’s still a euphemism for something inappropriate in a family-friendly environment.

ask60sbatman-deactivated2012122 asked: Shall I ask Bruce Wayne to send the donation then? all he asks is that you continue to play music with your lyre

I… I guess so…

This is sort of sudden!

Really?
I already had to censor this once.
If anyone else asks, I’m just deleting it.

Really?

I already had to censor this once.

If anyone else asks, I’m just deleting it.

theblackstrawberry asked: then i must let you go eventually... in a few minutes.

Okay, but it’s getting hard to answer messages like this.

rustic-ghost asked: Ha! Touhou is full of amazing themes, just search and you will be amazed, also, you should try the games yourself (there is an Easy mode, that was actually extra, which is a step up from normal) In the mean-time, Magus Night, it is pretty awesome, and note due to Touhou having a crazy fanbase, each song has like 1000 remixes.

Maniac shooters just aren’t my thing. For the most part, I prefer games with a slower, more free-roam pace.

Nor do I have the time to listen to hundreds of thousands of tracks and remixes.

That said, this is alright. I just don’t care for that light, fluffy stuff that seems present in most Touhou tracks. But the bass is great! I love industrial!

Anonymous asked: Wait you can't post IHorny?

I… guess I can…

Still not all that comfortable with it, though. It’s not really appropriate.

But no, that’s not what I censored out.

Anonymous asked: I'm in love with a fictional character. What do I do?

Got to let it go, brony.

It can be fun to fantasize, I know. But at the end of the day you gotta be able to move on. Even if your mind can fool you into thinking a fantasy can return the love you give to it, it’ll never have the passion that makes love worth sharing.