Ask Lyra

Sep 01

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STOP BREAKING MY HEART

Get me some foundation that matches my skin-tone and I won’t say another word about it.

How about some MAGICAL SCAR HEALING POWERS?

How about I fart out some grape-flavored bubbles while we’re making crap up.

(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)

Scar On Your Stomach? Also Crap Isn’t Censored…. Interesting. I Can Now Sign Off All My Messages To You “Crapfully Yours”

Too bad that website stopped updating.

STOP BREAKING MY HEART

Get me some foundation that matches my skin-tone and I won’t say another word about it.

rustic-ghost asked: CIGS ARE LIKE FEATHERS COMPARED TO THOSE FIRES. My face has healed now though, being a ghost has its ups. Now I just need to figure out how to counter her fires. Hey, couldn'y you use that Meta of yours or whatever it is?

M-Meta powers?

It’s… sort of an internal thing. Like a perspective beyond my own. It’s not a panacea.

Wait, how can your face heal? Healing is done by shedding skin!

Still, it sounds painful.

That’s putting it mildly.

S-… Crap…

I just remembered I haven’t put any makeup on the scar on my stomach in a few days…

It’s weird, I hear those exact sounds every time I help Rarity and Basil…

Scandalous.

Wouldn’t a cigarette kind of set your fur on fire?

I guess if you tried. You could just barely touch the fur and fan it or something.

But that’s not what happened.

rustic-ghost asked: Thats why I'm so confused. I havn't had a drink or anything to eat in almost 500 years yet those fires burn like hell. AND YOU HAVN"T FELT HELL TILL YOU'VE FELT THOSE FIRES.

Considering I’ve had a cigarette put out on my foreleg, I don’t think I want to feel a burn worse than that.

Good luck with figuring that out, though.

twitchying asked: Whats this now about a Flappy?

Flappy the flapper. He’s a shapeshifter of some kind.

But he’s been acting sort of… I don’t want to say immature. More childish, I guess. Like… younger.

It’s hard to explain.

I haven’t heard from you in a while. How’s it going?

theblackstrawberry asked: Okay, I'm going to go home now, go eat and drink, bathe, and bring a band aid. Then I will be back.

Not sure what good a bandaid is going to do, but yes go do those other things.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: You even omit your own swearing.

It’s the speech detection program I’m pirating (shhh). It had a new update a few days ago! I have it set up to omit certain words. I also have it set up to recognize certain sounds.

[Thud]

[Clap]

[Bang]

[Rattle]

rustic-ghost asked: Well now you have solid proof to. *passes through wall* see? Meh speaking to ghosts and Youkai would probs be something very different from the norm for you anyway. And I don't understand how Reimu burns stuff, but she does it to everyone, its painfull man.

Fire tends to hurt, yes.

But if you’re a ghost, why would it hurt you? Shouldn’t your nervous system only exist on your body?

theblackstrawberry asked: Oh man, I was out for a long time. Hey Lyra, how are you feeling today? I should probably go eat something and drink something! I haven't done that in 2 days...

Oh no! Yes! Please go! A body can’t survive very long without water!

tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: Intoxicated? No. Loopy? Not anymore than a weak painkiller.

Sounds like a winner then. I was just going to get hammered when I got out, but this…

[Swear Omitted] A! Ga~h-ha-ha~!

…

This sounds better…

After I get out, that is.

rustic-ghost asked: Do you know how the hell Reimu keeps burning people? She burnt my face earlier today... even though I'm a ghost.

I haven’t a clue. I don’t even really believe in ghosts.

tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: You want the good side effects? Uhm... no more pain and a healthier looking coat and mane. That's about it.

Those aren’t side effects; those are effects.

Is it going to make me loopy or intoxicated?