Ask Lyra

Sep 02

Anonymous asked: *massive explosion* TERRORISTS WIN

Tactical Nuke incoming; it’s over…!

“ Look I drew you!
”
From the sounds of things, without references! Well done!
And about what Gilda said… I can sit like that for a little while.

Look I drew you!

From the sounds of things, without references! Well done!

And about what Gilda said… I can sit like that for a little while.

Anonymous asked: Sorry. What I meant was that I kinda confused your tumblr with the pokemon trainer Lyra's tumblr (the mobile app doesn't have the icons), and I was like, wat. but then I oh'd.

Oh!

Gilda thought maybe you mistook my avatar for a pokemon and I was all, “Really? I don’t see how!”

That makes more sense!

Anonymous asked: How're things going so far? ~Dancer101

Oh, you know. All things have highs and lows.

Anonymous asked: THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED

WHAT?!

Anonymous asked: Hi, I woke up at 7am this morning, and after I got fresh and went downstairs to have my bowl of cereal, I went down to the bus stop to catch my bus, and there I saw my friends roll up in their car. The problem I'm currently having is that now I don't know whether to kick it in the front seat or sit in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

Seems a little late in the day to be asking. You must have been standing there for hours!

I think Mr. Smith can help you out here, though.

I get the feeling there’s a different reference here, but I can’t quite place it.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: true, but it did teach me to at least try to handle things myself b/f asking an adult

Of course.

And that may have worked well for you. But not all children learn the same.

One of the reasons I hate public schools. It’s not their fault; you can’t teach everypony in a way that suits them best.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: anything.

I suppose there could be a level of heavy-handed fairness in that.

There’s a lot of outside factors that aren’t addressed.

All things at equilibrium, it just sounds selfish.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: no, he'd help me, but he'd take a small chunk of my allowance for that month.

Help you with what?

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: why would i want to make you cry, it makes me feel bad

I didn’t mean it like that. But I hear some very sad things from you sometimes.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: you know what my dad did when i asked for help?

On a scale of one to ten, will it make me cry?

Asked for help with what?

Anonymous asked: *not a troll in any way shape or form* I wrote you a story. I wrote a story about you. Whichever way you want to look at it. I don't care if you don't respond to this, at least look at it for a second. htt ps:/ /docs.google.c om/document/d/1sWIiAve3jW6RzEWlekAWlaUmYf7OhrDwEEu72UWBezA/edit?hl=en_US

Read some of the notes on it. Got the general jest of things.

I assume that was the reason for that one weird question a few days ago (I won’t link it due to spoilers).

Sorry, I don’t have time to read fanfiction, though.

The only thing I wonder is, and I have no idea if it’s explained or not, why me?

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: well, i don't know much on parenting, but arn't you basicly teaching her that if she ever has a problem, she can just run away and let you clean up?

We’re having a conversation off of the website. Trust me, I don’t just let things like this go. But flukes can happen.

ask-sweetie-belle asked: Uhh... um... I... it's really embarrassing... i-i-it's nothing.

It’s up to you to tell me or not, Sweetie.

I can keep a secret, if it’s not life threatening.

ask-sweetie-belle asked: Um... I'm sorry.

For what? What’s wrong, Sweetie?