Ask Lyra

Sep 02

ask-sweetie-belle asked: Would you ever consider getting a pet? Preferably something nicer than a cat?

Um… No?

Pets are kinda expensive, Sweetie.

You don’t need one, do you?

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: man, why'd you let the bomb blow up, 'ts just unprofessinal.

I can’t think of any comedic references off-hoof where the bomb didn’t go off.

Or, is this another reference?

It can get pretty confusing.

Anonymous asked: (cries because lyra basicly dissed him) WWWHHHHHHYYYYY

Explaining our motivations in parenthesis, are we?

That’s okay for scripts, but never ever do something like that in a novel-format. I wouldn’t even do it in a playwright; explaining the motivation is the director’s job.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: sweetie belle's picture looks like a lamb

She does have a very curly mane.

I could see that from her avatar picture, if I squint.

Anonymous asked: I LOVE YOU

Olive juice too.

Anonymous asked: OH MY GOD LYRA, A BOMB!

Main screen, you know what to do!

Sing along if you know the words!

Anonymous asked: I don't understand something... How can you have such a... well... painful past, yet grow up to be this mare that cares well about keeping content clean and taking care of little ones?

How could I not?

Who could grow up in hardship and not want better for everypony else?

ask-twilight:

asklyra:

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Are you doing any better?
But other than that and what will probably be lasting emotional distress she’s fine.

Nah. I’ve been through worse.

You ruined my deadpan.

Let me try again. (Parental Advisory for language.)

(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)

Anonymous asked: Couldn't it just be healed instantly with magic or something?

What is this to you, a cartoon?

That’s not how healing works.

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ask-twilight replied to your post: Are you doing any better?
But other than that and what will probably be lasting emotional distress she’s fine.

Nah. I’ve been through worse.

Anonymous asked: COULD I SPEAK TO THE DRUG DEALER OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE?

Just a moment.

Anonymous asked: Are you doing any better?

Not really.

I shattered my hoof; it’s going to be healing for months.

Anonymous asked: NO, IT IS NOT TRUE.

I don’t know this one. The vader scene would be the obvious stand-in, so I’ll go in another direction.

Anonymous asked: GOOD JOB. GET READY FOR THE NEXT ROUND.

Wait…

S4? BLAH!

You want to play with nothing but a bunch of laggers in the same handful of stages while everyone counterswords each other?

Granted, I’ve been out of the loop for a while.

Anonymous asked: GEE, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE

Link, I hope you realize…