Ask Lyra

Sep 02

Anonymous asked: Couldn't it just be healed instantly with magic or something?

What is this to you, a cartoon?

That’s not how healing works.

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ask-twilight replied to your post: Are you doing any better?
But other than that and what will probably be lasting emotional distress she’s fine.

Nah. I’ve been through worse.

Anonymous asked: COULD I SPEAK TO THE DRUG DEALER OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE?

Just a moment.

Anonymous asked: Are you doing any better?

Not really.

I shattered my hoof; it’s going to be healing for months.

Anonymous asked: NO, IT IS NOT TRUE.

I don’t know this one. The vader scene would be the obvious stand-in, so I’ll go in another direction.

Anonymous asked: GOOD JOB. GET READY FOR THE NEXT ROUND.

Wait…

S4? BLAH!

You want to play with nothing but a bunch of laggers in the same handful of stages while everyone counterswords each other?

Granted, I’ve been out of the loop for a while.

Anonymous asked: GEE, IT SURE IS BORING AROUND HERE

Link, I hope you realize…

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: agreed

Sweetie Belle is a little fragile. I think it’s more important that she learn to ask for help before learning how to be independent.

everpresentshades-blog asked: What's the legal system like in Equestria? Does the death penalty exist? If so, what method and for what crimes? Sorry for the many questions, I'm a huge law buff.

I’m afraid I’m not.

I don’t even know the legal repercussions of some of the laws I’ve broken.

Anonymous asked: *massive explosion* TERRORISTS WIN

Tactical Nuke incoming; it’s over…!

“ Look I drew you!
”
From the sounds of things, without references! Well done!
And about what Gilda said… I can sit like that for a little while.

Look I drew you!

From the sounds of things, without references! Well done!

And about what Gilda said… I can sit like that for a little while.

Anonymous asked: Sorry. What I meant was that I kinda confused your tumblr with the pokemon trainer Lyra's tumblr (the mobile app doesn't have the icons), and I was like, wat. but then I oh'd.

Oh!

Gilda thought maybe you mistook my avatar for a pokemon and I was all, “Really? I don’t see how!”

That makes more sense!

Anonymous asked: How're things going so far? ~Dancer101

Oh, you know. All things have highs and lows.

Anonymous asked: THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED

WHAT?!

Anonymous asked: Hi, I woke up at 7am this morning, and after I got fresh and went downstairs to have my bowl of cereal, I went down to the bus stop to catch my bus, and there I saw my friends roll up in their car. The problem I'm currently having is that now I don't know whether to kick it in the front seat or sit in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

Seems a little late in the day to be asking. You must have been standing there for hours!

I think Mr. Smith can help you out here, though.

I get the feeling there’s a different reference here, but I can’t quite place it.