I didn’t get around to finishing that Earthbound piece. I’ll get to it later.
I need to go take my frustrations out on something.
daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: "Even if I did raise a foal, I think I’d rather adopt. I can’t stand the thought of somepony else going through what I went through just because I wanted the foal I raise to share my DNA." ...?
What about that tripped you up exactly?
How much is rhinestone worth?
You certainly live up to your name, Sweetie.
I have a spare bed I can bring over tomorrow if you like.
It’s fine.
Now everypony drop it. Once I see that this substitute thing is working financially, I’ll worry about expenditures.
Lyra… you deserve to sleep in a comfy bed… Especially if you’ve spent a lot of your life sleeping in uncomfortable places. Really, I don’t mind at all!
Ugh… This is why I didn’t want to bring it up with you…
Sweetie, a growing filly is supposed to sleep on a bed. If you want to sacrifice your bed when you’re an adult, that’s your right. But you aren’t that far along yet.
I’ll buy another bed soon. I just need to get some money first. It’s a temporary setup.
ethepony asked: Have you ever thought of having children? Your treatment of Sweetie Belle has me thinking that you would be an excellent and caring mother.
This isn’t the first time I’ve been asked this.
Answer is pretty much the same.
ask-sweetie-belle asked: Oh... Lyra, I hadn't realized that where you had me sleeping was _your_ bedroom. I... I just thought it was a guest room... since you just told me it was where I could sleep without any hesitation. Lyra, I-... I don't want you to be sleeping on the floor! If you want, we could switch off each night, and I could sleep on the floor! It's really no problem, I've fallen asleep on the floor plenty of times before!
Sweetie, don’t be ridiculous.
I’ve slept on everything from brick and mortar to concrete. Hardwood is nothing. Besides, I’m sleeping on a blanket.
Anonymous asked: Here's the Love theme sheet. I should have said Mother 3,, instead of referring to the series . . . forum starmen (it's net) /forum/Storage/3_GameHelp/42220/842897
You know, I have submissions open specifically so ponies can send me links through there.
Either way, sheets received. I’ll see what I can do, when I have some time.
everpresentshades-blog asked: What's your most embarrassing moment?
You have to have shame to be embarrassed. I don’t have much left.
Mostly I just feel useless and/or sad if something would normally embarrass somepony.
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: Lyra…I'm out of a job…and I got kicked out of Type's place…I've done so many stupid things…everypony hates me now…if there was any way…if you have any room…I could stay with you…I swear I'll pay as much as I can…it's fine if you can't provide for me and my twins…but there's no other place to go…
Star, I already don’t have a bed to sleep in. Sweetie’s sleeping in mine.
You could sleep on the couch, I guess. I’ve been sleeping on the floor in my recording room.
theblackstrawberry asked: I wonder how many times I can tell you that you are my favorite pony, before you decide to get annoyed at me.
According to this chart, you’ve got three more.
Make em count.
theblackstrawberry asked: haha yeah... my existence is a weird thing. It gives me lots of stories to tell though. ! my request is this: /watch?v=Q2evIg-aYw8 diablo 1&2 tristram theme song!
I wouldn’t be against it, if I could find the sheet music.
I remember that little diddy.
askbasilthedragon asked: Lyra, do you perhaps know of any fine musical instrument stores in or around the area?
Best bet is Canterlot.
Oh, and do me a favor. Next time you decide to ride Rarity like a rodeo, how about not pubicly talking about it first? That was a fun conversation to have with Sweetie Belle.
…
Again.
askthediamonddogs asked: You like fingers. We have them. Why are you not on our side?
Ugh… Always with the fingers…
Wait… What are you implying “on your side”…?
Is there some way I could have fingers? Not that I’m interested…
Hey There: mikethederp: asklyra: asklyra said: Well… I guess none of those are... -
rainbowdashtumbls:
It should be obvious to use fur dye, like the one some ponies use on their coat. And it should be even more obvious to use a “kid-safe” dye, which isn’t toxic.
The way you put it on pets for pranks is by diluting it on a spray bottle and spraying it really quickly. It dyes the fur for a day or less,somewhat unevenly, and washes off on it’s own.
It doesn’t clump, it doesn’t weight it down, it’s not toxic and it’s fairly easy to apply, even if it runs away after being sprayed once or twice, there will be enough color on it’s coat.
Yeah, you ponies don’t seem to know much about pranking.
Maybe, but I do know a thing or two about misdemenor crimes.
You know, like breaking and entering, harassment, animal cruelty.
Things you wouldn’t be able to be convicted of. Rarity would never press charges against you or Sweetie. Gilda on the other hoof…?
Yeah, Lyra’s right.
I know it might seem like the best “revenge”, but it’s still an illegal revenge. And an illegal revenge is never the best revenge. And as all things that could be considered the best revenge(s) are illegal, that means there’s no best revenge.
Not quite…
My best recommendation is for Gilda to not talk about any of this anymore publicly.
(via krastosthegluemaker-blog)
Hey There: mikethederp: asklyra: asklyra said: Well… I guess none of those are... -
rainbowdashtumbls:
It should be obvious to use fur dye, like the one some ponies use on their coat. And it should be even more obvious to use a “kid-safe” dye, which isn’t toxic.
The way you put it on pets for pranks is by diluting it on a spray bottle and spraying it really quickly. It dyes the fur for a day or less,somewhat unevenly, and washes off on it’s own.
It doesn’t clump, it doesn’t weight it down, it’s not toxic and it’s fairly easy to apply, even if it runs away after being sprayed once or twice, there will be enough color on it’s coat.
Yeah, you ponies don’t seem to know much about pranking.
Maybe, but I do know a thing or two about misdemenor crimes.
You know, like breaking and entering, harassment, animal cruelty.
Things you wouldn’t be able to be convicted of. Rarity would never press charges against you or Sweetie. Gilda on the other hoof…?
(Source: asklyra, via paucityluxuriance)