everpresentshades-blog asked: Putting ketchup on potato chips: weird or just an extension of ketchup on fries? This is a very important question.
I’ve done it before. It’s not bad.
But I prefer tortillas. And you don’t put ketchup on them.
You use cheese.
theblackstrawberry asked: I'm sorry that I didn't tell you where I was going or where I was headed. I'm mostly following this compass, it points to something you really want. I didn't want anybody to really worry or know... Right now I'm about 6 hours west of Ponyville, and I dont know where I'm going, but at this rate I'll be at the edge of Equestria.
That far out in six hours?
Not bad, must have been going at a pretty brisk pace.
tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: *knocks on door* I'm here. *Waits for the door to open*
Great, I have another Diamond Mint on my hooves.
You don’t have to text what you’re doing before/after you do it.
Although… In retrospect, she hasn’t done that in a while.
Anonymous asked: ♪ Although we have no obligation to stay alive, on broken backs we beg for mercy, we will survive! ♫
Punk isn’t really my scene.
tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: Hmm.. I'll just bring a few different kinds then. Well, I'll be there in a few.
Alright.
I’ll probably be playing Deus Ex when you get here.
Anonymous asked: No I just think you act in a way that isn't health for you. I really think you'd feel better if you told us what was up.
Well, I guess I did ask.
Won’t make that mistake again.
Anonymous asked: What do you mean weakest? It makes perfect sense. The reason you came onto land is because you can't truly experience music underwater. So you went to see some surgeon pony who grafted artificial mint-flavored legs to you, and then he removed your gills, gave you lungs, changed your tail some, and then did some other stuff to make you look like a land Unicorn pony. I'm glad you're able to live this dream of being on land.
Slippery slopes, by definition, don’t make sense. It’s just one argument built upon another, assuming each one is correct.
But whatever. However wrong your method, you got the answer. I’m really a seapony. That’s the unavoidable truth.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to wipe off some of this sarcasm. This reply was so thick some of it oozed onto my keyboard.
Anonymous asked: It does offend me. It's not good to bottle your emotions up. If you told us why you were upset maybe someone could help. At the very least it might make you feel better.
I’ve lived a life ripe with trouble. You think I don’t know how to handle myself?
I’m fine.
I’ll always be fine.
daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: {chest tapping} Does it have to do with today's incident, or your financial status?
Everything snowballs together, Mister Special Agent York.
tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: Oh yes, does Bon Bon like tea? I'd like to know what kind to bring over...
I dunno.
I think she’s at work right now.
Anonymous asked: I was able to tell that you were once a unicorn seapony because of the way you sit. You see, underwater, seaponies have no need of curling up, because they can just float in place. Because you were once so used to just floating in place instead of curling up, you just sit straight, which is the closest you can do on land to floating in place.
That is the weakest slippery slope I have ever heard.
daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Evening Lyra. How have things been going for you?
Miserable, Mister Special Agent York.
All this rain doesn’t help.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so moody today? What went wrong?
If I wanted to talk about it, I would have.
Hope that doesn’t offend you.
tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: Ah, I ain't had soda in a while, what kind is it? And I'll come bother ya for a while. Let me just clean up right quick.
Colta-Cola.
I prefer Pepsi, but Bon-Bon never buys anything that doesn’t have a pun in it.
…
Meta powers said that would be funny. Let me know if it was.
tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: Oh... well how about some tea leaves? I'm feel rather lonely in this greenhouse. Nopony has visited in a while, and I haven't gotten an order for any seeds or plants either. I'm starting to talk to my plants here x.X
You can come over, I guess. But I’m just drinking a soda.