Ask Lyra

Sep 06

Anonymous asked: no! *pokes again this time harder*

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE BOOBIES, MAN!

Anonymous asked: tehe i poked your boobie *pokes boobie*

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Quit it.

asksilverstar-deactivated201110 asked: Can you play the piano? Morton's lookin' for some new entertainment for his saloon.

Cannot play the piano, no.

crocabit asked: Would you play at my funeral?

Eh… I don’t think so.

Little too morbid for my tastes.

tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: I'm actually looking forward to battlefield 3. Looks like that can kick Call of Cutie Modern Warmare 3's Flank.

Whatever, dude.

I’ll take Modern Warmare’s arcade-y combat over “Oh my Celestia! I can blow up a building! And look how big the map is!”

tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: Ehh force of habit due to some old friends of mine. I'll try to ease up on that. But yeah, I brought some tea leaves and a re-usable tea-pouch. So.. This Deus Ex game... I"ve heard about it but never seen game play. Any good?

Well, I’m just going to be talking to ponies for a bit. So that won’t be a great judge of the game.

But yeah, dude. This is my favorite game.

krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: I wonder what drove that anon to thinking you were once a seapony. Do those things even actually exist?

There’s some pictures of me as an artist’s depiction of a seapony.

Why that started, I haven’t the foggiest.

everpresentshades-blog asked: While cheese is an acceptable condiment the true tortilla topping is salsa. This is the truth now and forever in taco's name I pray

I don’t like salsa.

And I don’t like tacos.

Quesadillas are passable.

daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Of course. Sorry about prodding.

It’s fine.

Did you want to come over? I got somepony here right now. Just hanging out playing games.

Well, watching me play a game.

everpresentshades-blog asked: Putting ketchup on potato chips: weird or just an extension of ketchup on fries? This is a very important question.

I’ve done it before. It’s not bad.

But I prefer tortillas. And you don’t put ketchup on them.

You use cheese.

theblackstrawberry asked: I'm sorry that I didn't tell you where I was going or where I was headed. I'm mostly following this compass, it points to something you really want. I didn't want anybody to really worry or know... Right now I'm about 6 hours west of Ponyville, and I dont know where I'm going, but at this rate I'll be at the edge of Equestria.

That far out in six hours?

Not bad, must have been going at a pretty brisk pace.

tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: *knocks on door* I'm here. *Waits for the door to open*

Great, I have another Diamond Mint on my hooves.

You don’t have to text what you’re doing before/after you do it.

Although… In retrospect, she hasn’t done that in a while.

Anonymous asked: ♪ Although we have no obligation to stay alive, on broken backs we beg for mercy, we will survive!  ♫

Punk isn’t really my scene.

Not bad, though.

tokerpony-deactivated20120325 asked: Hmm.. I'll just bring a few different kinds then. Well, I'll be there in a few.

Alright.

I’ll probably be playing Deus Ex when you get here.

Anonymous asked: No I just think you act in a way that isn't health for you. I really think you'd feel better if you told us what was up.

Well, I guess I did ask.

Won’t make that mistake again.