theblackstrawberry asked: Setting camp up, got a cross the river in 2 and a half an hour.... A pony would have made it in 10 minutes probably... I'm back in a forest, going to sleep in a tree
Sounds Minecraftian, in a way.
Can I RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR all of his organs out first?
I prefer to make as little mess as possible. So no, please.
nobodysuspicious-blog asked: Does that mean I have to go too?
Oh no! Don’t be silly! You’re fine! It’s that other guy that needs to go!
Let me know if I’m laying it on too thick.
Anonymous asked: dont you mean bear hooves
Maybe if I was Boscov.
imlyingtoyou asked: That was a completely hypothetical question, Lyra. There's no need to get violent.
Hypothetically speaking?
My study of amplification magic doesn’t stop with sound.
I can literally break your neck with my bare hooves.
Statutory is no joke. You stay away from that child, and this house.
imlyingtoyou asked: Now, how many licks does it take to get to the center of Tootsie?
I will break your neck with my bare hooves.
imlyingtoyou asked: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?
I never made it without biting, ask Owlowiscious.
Edit: By the way, I thought this was pretty funny before it stopped updating.
diamondmint asked: I was thinking more for schools or something, not for money. They aren't worth much as cash, but they are worth something as an instrument.
Pick a school, donate to it.
There isn’t a whole lot I can do to help. I haven’t even got a job subbing yet. Even then chances are I won’t be subbing for a music class so I won’t have any first-hoof knowledge of a school’s music budget.
nobodysuspicious-blog asked: Pshh. What are you talking about? That guy doesn't lie.
I know a thing or two about lyres.
[Bah Dum Ps~h]
Thanks, Sweetie!
girlysnowflake-deactivated20111 asked: *sigh* hi lyra...
[Sigh]
Hi Snowflake…
Not the most pleasant way to start a conversation, is it? Not picking on you, just showing you what that’s like.
What can I do for you?
diamondmint asked: Who said it was Gilda's? I actually have several old ones to donate.
Technically, you just said it was Gilda’s. I never did.
Orphanages need money more than instruments. Pawn them and donate the money for food.
imlyingtoyou asked: So, Lyra, tell me, have you ever played four square?
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How… How can that even be a lie? Is it that you don’t actually care about the answer? Because you can ask a question without lying and still not care about the answer.
I might have a few times during recess.
diamondmint asked: Hey Lyra, know any small foals that could use a guitar? I have one here I would like to donate. -Mint
Just give her the stupid guitar back. She’s not going to learn anything from this.
Be better than she was.
imlyingtoyou asked: Aww... that's alright, Lyra. I care for you.
I’m just going to choose to not read the account name when I see that mask on your avatar from now on.
imlyingtoyou asked: Lyra, I am your father. I am a ghost. OOOOOOOOOOOO. No. That was in bad taste. I am not actually your father.
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I’m conflicted…
But I think mostly I’m just disappointed. What a load of misplaced effort.
I don’t care about my parents.
They obviously didn’t care about me.