Ask Lyra

Sep 08

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: You woudln't believe how hard I'm trying not to -_- Anyway, I'm getting my libido under control. My therapist thinks my trauma had something to do with why I'm this way, and Arbor and Rory are keeping me on my feet ^^

We all have our own ways for controlling things. Whatever works for you.

jikankyo asked: *punches anon in face and stuffs him in a cupboard*

Internet.

Asterisks.

Doesn’t do anything.

You just take it or leave.

I’m a big girl. I’ll get over it.

physicallyschizophrenic-deactiv asked: Isn't Colgate's power, like, cleaning stuff? So sex with Colgate would basically mean instantly no more STDs, even though you wouldn't have them anyway because you're better than that.

I don’t think you know how STDs work.

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: *hugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugs* It's Kissmas.

Thanks.

I don’t really celebrate, but thanks for hugging me instead of kissing me.

letterstoapplebloom-blog-blog asked: Hello Miss Lyra, how're yew today? :3

I was doing fine up until about sixty seconds ago…

Anonymous asked: You strike me as the type of pony that has syphilis.

I-…

Even if given one hundred years, I could not possibly articulate how offended I am right now!!

Anonymous asked: I KNOW THE DRAGON HEAD!

That’s nice, dear.

theblackstrawberry asked: Got up 5 hours ago to continue my walk along the beach. After 4 hours, the compass started pointing across the ocean... It took me half an hour to convince a whale to let me ride his back... It's pretty awkward since I'm sitting under an umbrella on a whale's back in the middle of an ocean, but at least the other land mass isn't that far. I don't even know what that place is called.

Wh-…

That’s interesting.

Hope the grass is greener over there!

askrainbow:
“ I Like my Beats HARD and FAST!
”
Then where’s the trash metal?

askrainbow:

I Like my Beats HARD and FAST!

Then where’s the trash metal?

(via askrainbow-deactivated20120111)

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Truth is stranger than fiction.

Then you run across this.

But yeah, I’d seen it already.

theblackstrawberry asked: I used to not eat any animals... but lately fish... so delicious....

I understand. I just don’t like to think about it.

theblackstrawberry asked: T_T yeah, I'll try to bring some back, we will have a giant pot of delicious sea food

Please… please don’t…

I try not to think about animals eating meat…

nobodysuspicious-blog asked: I'll take two then.

I don’t have a joke for this.

Next one better be funny, or I’m deleting it.

diamondmint asked: Hey Lyra, is that face still buggin ya?

Nah. I’d just delete the messages if it was.

Joke is wearing thin, though.

nobodysuspicious-blog asked: I'm missing your point.

Take one step in this house and you’ll be missing your point.

Savvy?