askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: You woudln't believe how hard I'm trying not to -_- Anyway, I'm getting my libido under control. My therapist thinks my trauma had something to do with why I'm this way, and Arbor and Rory are keeping me on my feet ^^
We all have our own ways for controlling things. Whatever works for you.
jikankyo asked: *punches anon in face and stuffs him in a cupboard*
Internet.
Asterisks.
Doesn’t do anything.
You just take it or leave.
I’m a big girl. I’ll get over it.
physicallyschizophrenic-deactiv asked: Isn't Colgate's power, like, cleaning stuff? So sex with Colgate would basically mean instantly no more STDs, even though you wouldn't have them anyway because you're better than that.
I don’t think you know how STDs work.
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: *hugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugshugs* It's Kissmas.
Thanks.
I don’t really celebrate, but thanks for hugging me instead of kissing me.
letterstoapplebloom-blog-blog asked: Hello Miss Lyra, how're yew today? :3
I was doing fine up until about sixty seconds ago…
Anonymous asked: You strike me as the type of pony that has syphilis.
I-…
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Even if given one hundred years, I could not possibly articulate how offended I am right now!!
Anonymous asked: I KNOW THE DRAGON HEAD!
That’s nice, dear.
theblackstrawberry asked: Got up 5 hours ago to continue my walk along the beach. After 4 hours, the compass started pointing across the ocean... It took me half an hour to convince a whale to let me ride his back... It's pretty awkward since I'm sitting under an umbrella on a whale's back in the middle of an ocean, but at least the other land mass isn't that far. I don't even know what that place is called.
Wh-…
That’s interesting.
Hope the grass is greener over there!
I Like my Beats HARD and FAST!
Then where’s the trash metal?
(via askrainbow-deactivated20120111)
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Then you run across this.
But yeah, I’d seen it already.
theblackstrawberry asked: I used to not eat any animals... but lately fish... so delicious....
I understand. I just don’t like to think about it.
theblackstrawberry asked: T_T yeah, I'll try to bring some back, we will have a giant pot of delicious sea food
Please… please don’t…
I try not to think about animals eating meat…
nobodysuspicious-blog asked: I'll take two then.
Next one better be funny, or I’m deleting it.
diamondmint asked: Hey Lyra, is that face still buggin ya?
Nah. I’d just delete the messages if it was.
Joke is wearing thin, though.
nobodysuspicious-blog asked: I'm missing your point.
Take one step in this house and you’ll be missing your point.
Savvy?
