Ask Lyra

Sep 08

everpresentshades-blog asked: Oh god, you realize you will be entering Drama Planet the moment you walk into that high school right? You poor soul.

Well… Yeah…

But money! A weeks worth of money! I can go ahead and order that new bed!

queenfrau asked: Hey Lyra, party at my bunker, would you like to come?

I am in sort of a party mood…

But no. I’m afraid I know better than that.

everpresentshades-blog asked: What about typewrter aka Mandark?

No.

But hey! I just got a job for all of next week! And it’s the high school right here in Ponyville! I barely have to travel at all!

everpresentshades-blog asked: Is it wrong that I imagined the syphilis guy as sounding just like Rigby?

Yes.

Yes it is.

I’d expect such crude behavior from Muscleman, but not Rigby.

Anonymous asked: *Is already kneeling in prayer before you*

When praying to Lyra, you must face the-

WES-S-S-T!

theblackstrawberry asked: the witch turned my curse into something i wanted. so i thought being a ghost at will would be nice, and she said okay, so now i can be come a ghost. the only rules are i can't make other people ghosts for too long. thanks for pushing the button for me, walking all the way back would have been a pain. i'm going to visit trixie, she seems like a nice person, you can have this. it's a jar of fog, it only extends up to a 20 foot radius, and when you close it, the fog goes back. thanks for helping!

Yeah… I was wondering about its practicality if it just went away after you used it.

Thanks! Good conversation starter at any rate.

Anonymous asked: *Gasp* You're a goddess! May we worship you?

If I say no, would that really stop anypony that planned on doing it anyway?

Anonymous asked: You really don't seem that offended... Uh... I apologize for what I did.

It’s fine.

I was just caught off-guard.

ask-daisy-blog asked: How are you doing today?~

I’m alright.

Got scared to half-to-death not long ago.

Headed home now.

Anonymous asked: What about L? Can we call you L?

‘L’ would still be verbally pronounced as 'El’.

Which I think in some languages translates to 'god’.

So… Take that however you want.

Anonymous asked: love ya, ly

Thanks, but isn’t Lyra a short enough name? Do you really need to drop it down to one syllable?

Anonymous asked: Now, since you're the laughing stalk of Ponyville, you're never gonna leave your house again, right?

Yeah, yeah… Totes…

theblackstrawberry asked: Hehehe sorry maybe I should have yelled SUPRISE!! Watch what I can do now! *skin color starts fading until everything is pale and then translucent* I can walk through walls!! *sticks head through door*

How… W-What?

What’s happening to my world?!

theblackstrawberry asked: *walks through the door* HELLLLLLOOOOOO LYRA!!! thanks for hitting the button. more or less, the two buttons act as a teleportaion device and it teleports me back to my bath tub.

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theblackstrawberry asked: OKAY!! :D I am excited. 3... 2... 1... PRESS BUTTON!! *press button*

I hit it.

Did it work?