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I’ve done this joke before, but I can’t think of anything that suits this better.
daixxiii-deactivated20111025 asked: Ready?
Yes! I’ll just finish this recording when I get back.
treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: It's mostly because I THINK I heard the word "sea pony" in that song :v
treasurehunterchikorita-blo-blog asked: Everytime I see the word "sea pony", I always think of this: watch?v=Wup5sEUvt14
Okay.
Mostly just posting in case somepony out there gets the joke. I have no idea, or interest, in what’s going on.
theblackstrawberry asked: OH MAN IM SO EXCITED. Brought my computer over to a friend's house, and Deus Ex is now going to be downloaded in 1 hour. HORRAY FOR ME I CAN PLAY IT 7 HOURS EARLIER.
Great!
You’ll be doing melee takedowns in no time!
Anonymous asked: ...I think if I were one of your split personalities, it'd get awkward for one of us, seeing as one of us needs air to live and the other needs water. If we were sharing the same body, well, one of us wouldn't be happy. (or alive for too long) ~ ask-seapony-lyra
Yeah… That’s one reason.
Anonymous asked: Have you considered the possibility that Seapony Lyra isn't a different entity from you, but rather a split personality that awakens occasionally due to the stress in your life?
…
I have enough to be concerned with.
everpresentshades-blog asked: What about a game that's a movie that you can sometimes interact with for like 5 minutes at a time? We can call it Metal Gear Solid 4. OH MAN, CUTTING EDGE COMEDY ALL UP IN HERE, NEXT UP ON LENO WE HAVE LINDSAY LOHAN AND THE NEW HIT FROM NIKI MINAJ
Yeah, a little late to the party.
But not bad! Not bad! It’s like one of those jokes that are so old you forgot about it, but then you remember it was funny!
But they aren’t as literary illuminating.
I was originally going to say that, but it didn’t sound right to me. That’s when I started getting tripped up.
Literarily?
Anonymous asked: I'm sorry... I'm not brave enough right now to be not anon...
Up to you.
Anonymous asked: Am I really an impostor? I thought I was just a seapony... ~ ask-seapony-lyra
I’m of the mind that it’s irrelevant. There’s already four pony Lyras. Who knows which, if any, is the real one.
Anonymous asked: What about pop-up books? Or choose-your-own-adventure books? Those are more interactive.
Why go out of my way to find a tiny sub-genre of book-type when I could just pick up a controller and be immersed in a conspiracy?
Honestly, if you know where to look, video games can be every bit as literally illuminating as a novel.
Edit: You have no idea how many times I had to try to actually say ‘literally’ right.
Anonymous asked: I didn't know how else to confess except with a line.
Well, you wouldn’t be the first to use a line to soften the anxiety.
You have to realize that I can only take it so seriously when you’re anonymous, though.
Anonymous asked: Are you big into books?
Nope.
Sorry, Twilight. Books are boring. Don’t be discouraged, though. Movies are boring too.
I like things I can interact with.
Anonymous asked: I think that quite possibly, maybe I'm falling in love with you.