http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FjMQBN2Ls8&feature=player_profilepage#t=358s
Have you heard this being sung at an orphanage?
Abridged sucks.
But we did sing this once or twice.
No wait, not that one, this one!
I didn’t grow up in an orphanage.
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Hi Lyra. Hope I arrived at a good time.
Very punctual!
I’ll talk to everypony later!
askagentgummy-blog asked: *glomp* Your hair tastes minty, are you related to Colgate?
No, I just use mint-scented shampoo.
Also, leggo! I have a date to prepare for and you’re messing up my hair!
Anonymous asked: For what it's worth, I think he'd make a great father figure. I mean, I guess -- we don't really have fathers (or mothers) down here, so I can only guess as to what it's like! ~ ask-seapony-lyra
I guess that’s another thing we have in common.
Being an orphan, I’m not entirely sure how it works either.
Anonymous asked: Awesome -- I'm happy for the both of you! Krastos seems like a good guy. If I were into the whole... falling-in-love-which-for-me-would-mean-certain-death thing, I would totally be into him, too! ~ ask-seapony-lyra
Thanks!
But, I’m not really ‘in love’ yet. I’m giving it a shot. He’s a nice guy; very polite and talented, but also not afraid to speak his mind. And I think he could be a great father figure to Sweetie!
I hope I’m not asking too much of him with that last part, though…
unicyclistperiscopes asked: You're The Pony Krastos Has A Thing For! I Don't Know Why I Didn't Guess That! I Knew He Had A Crush On A Pony But I Didn't Know It Was You. What Did You Say To Him? Good Luck On Your Date Btw.
I didn’t know right away, but I started to piece it together.
Once I had things sorted out with York, I just asked him if it was me. I gotta work all next week; don’t really have time to beat-around-the-bush.
And thanks! Since we already know one another, we’re skipping the whole ‘first date’ thing and moving on to the fancy restaurant atmosphere!
Anonymous asked: Are you going out on a dinner date lyra?
Ma~ybe…
Mister Special Agent York and I came to an understanding, that we should just be friends. And Boscov admitted something to me (that, truthfully, I’d figured for a little over a week).
krastosthegluemaker-blog asked: Okay, see you then.
Okay!
On a related note, I’ll be unavailable in about three hours while out to dinner.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever saved some pony's life?
…
Maybe… Indirectly, maybe my actions have stopped somepony from dying…
Have I ever stood over somepony hanging from the brink and pulled them back to safety? No… I was always either too late…
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Sorry, this isn’t a subject I’m fond of… I think that’s it from me for tonight.
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion of cheese?
I love cheese!
Cheesy tortillas are the bomb!
dreamofhircine asked: If that's some convoluted logic you're trying to pull to get everypony to refer to you as a person from now on I don't think it's working.
Uh… No.
dreamofhircine asked: What's even worse about that gag is that it operates on an additional, mocking level, in which they subtly bring up the allegations of you wishing to be a person.
“Person” and “people” are just terms denoting any sentient creature.
Ponies just tend to call everypony a pony as slang. I mean, most of the time that’s who you’re talking to.
theblackstrawberry asked: would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Well… That’s sort of up in the air.
I need to hear back from a bear.
Anonymous asked: *ding dong* dear lyra, you are a wonderful person. inclosed in this letter is a check for 200 bits. you deserve a new bed you great pony. - anon.
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That’s all it says.
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Granted it has “*ding dong*” wrote out too, but no envelope, no money, no nothing.
What an elaborate, yet minimalistic gag.
theblackstrawberry asked: That sounds bad... better call your ponynet provider. I'm trying to play Deus Ex... even with everything turned down to a minimum, it still lags... im so sad...
Sorry dude. I got it on the Xcolt so I wouldn’t have to worry about that.