Ask Lyra

Sep 13

Anonymous asked: Have you ever had an out of body experience?

No, but truth is stranger than fiction on this one.

Anonymous asked: Would you one day write a book about the life of a mare named Lyla or Dyla or something, who's life by chance happens to mirrors yours very much?

I don’t think so.

When I go, so too goes the horrors I’ve endured.

But don’t cry for me, I’m still dancing around to this song!

It’s so awesome! I never realized it was so awesome!

everpresentshades-blog asked: The previous comment was sent to Pauly Shore, unfortunately was too late in stopping him from being a part of Bucky Larsen.

I wish I got this joke.

Or that I had the time to look it up.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Hay der Lyra poni, ur muzak is rlly gud. U shud play wit MCR.

theblackstrawberry asked: Oh okay. I'm sorry I don't want to make you remember anything that would upset you, but i'm slightly curious about the prohibited part... but it's prohibited.

Well, that’s kind of how legally-binding things work.

They’re interesting because you’re not allowed to know about the subject matter.

Anonymous asked: Your problems with diabeetus are no concern to Santa.

Well, technically I don’t have any problems with it. It’s tragic to be certain, though.

Come on, ponies. If the set up doesn’t work, let it go. Don’t try and force your gag when it obviously failed.

patchoulol asked: Enough time for Oscar to finish college, I think? They're supposedly still working on the script, either way. I have hope.

Really? Huh.

Well, it obviously won’t be Ghostbusters unless Bill Murray is the main character. So I hope they can manage that, even with his age.

theblackstrawberry asked: Will you tell me your life story?

No.

Nothing against you. But even excluding the things I don’t even want to think about, there are legal issues; parts of my life I’m prohibited from talking about.

Anonymous asked: Have you ever experienced diabeetus?

Only one experience I can think of, really.

patchoulol asked: Well, I am pretty sure you're Lyra. You've received less accurate anonymous assessments. More importantly, how would you feel about Ghostbusters III existing, on a scale of dancing toasters to pink slimed and feeling like a million bucks?

Didn’t they do that with a video game recently?

I think too much time has passed, unfortunately.

anon-pony-blog asked: Have you ever used your horn in a fight?

Short answer: yes. Long answer…

Almost killing somepony, let alone somepony you cared about, is not a fun experience for a foal to live through.

Anonymous asked: I'm going to go jump over a bridge now... It was nice knowing you Lyra

Catch you on the flip side!

Of course, if you decide life is worth living, I’ll be right here.

twitchying asked: Well, in that case, I would suggest that you play some of Red Orchestra 2. ((not sure if i should have put all of that into OOC but whatever. It really is a good game.))

You know, I just heard about that today! Sounds interesting, but I don’t have any money right now.

I’ll have to stick with Deus Ex for the moment.

patchoulol asked: Yep, that's Lyra.

Uh, okay.

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: well, the lyrics can have a sexual interpritation, so yea. but its still a good song, just don't be singing along as your jogging

Never stopped me before.

Just about anything can be made into innuendo, if you look long enough.

But thanks for the heads up!