severingjuan-deactivated2013020 asked: Lyra Y U NOT follow? I upload lulz, comics (some of them mine), random stuff, and if you show my page to 86 friends and they all press follow you could win a piece of cheese??? a great deal....
We’ve been over this, almost word for word in fact.
I still encourage others to follow you!
Human racial slurs, huh?
soundoflonesomeness asked: Lyra, I hope you don't find this too creepy of a question, but do you have any pictures of Tootsie you would be willing to share? I need them for, y'know, artistic purposes and such.
I think Tootsie has a few from back when she updated her tumblr.
This’ll get you to the start of it, so you can go forward from there.
Anonymous asked: Are you Irish? Just your color makes me think you're Irish.
Not the first time I’ve been asked, believe it or not.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had an out of body experience?
No, but truth is stranger than fiction on this one.
Anonymous asked: Would you one day write a book about the life of a mare named Lyla or Dyla or something, who's life by chance happens to mirrors yours very much?
I don’t think so.
When I go, so too goes the horrors I’ve endured.
But don’t cry for me, I’m still dancing around to this song!
It’s so awesome! I never realized it was so awesome!
everpresentshades-blog asked: The previous comment was sent to Pauly Shore, unfortunately was too late in stopping him from being a part of Bucky Larsen.
I wish I got this joke.
Or that I had the time to look it up.
askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Hay der Lyra poni, ur muzak is rlly gud. U shud play wit MCR.
theblackstrawberry asked: Oh okay. I'm sorry I don't want to make you remember anything that would upset you, but i'm slightly curious about the prohibited part... but it's prohibited.
Well, that’s kind of how legally-binding things work.
They’re interesting because you’re not allowed to know about the subject matter.
Anonymous asked: Your problems with diabeetus are no concern to Santa.
Well, technically I don’t have any problems with it. It’s tragic to be certain, though.
Come on, ponies. If the set up doesn’t work, let it go. Don’t try and force your gag when it obviously failed.
patchoulol asked: Enough time for Oscar to finish college, I think? They're supposedly still working on the script, either way. I have hope.
Really? Huh.
Well, it obviously won’t be Ghostbusters unless Bill Murray is the main character. So I hope they can manage that, even with his age.
theblackstrawberry asked: Will you tell me your life story?
No.
Nothing against you. But even excluding the things I don’t even want to think about, there are legal issues; parts of my life I’m prohibited from talking about.
Anonymous asked: Have you ever experienced diabeetus?
Only one experience I can think of, really.
patchoulol asked: Well, I am pretty sure you're Lyra. You've received less accurate anonymous assessments. More importantly, how would you feel about Ghostbusters III existing, on a scale of dancing toasters to pink slimed and feeling like a million bucks?
Didn’t they do that with a video game recently?
I think too much time has passed, unfortunately.
anon-pony-blog asked: Have you ever used your horn in a fight?
Short answer: yes. Long answer…
Almost killing somepony, let alone somepony you cared about, is not a fun experience for a foal to live through.