Ask Lyra

Sep 15

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: so, how have you been?

I’m fine.

How are you?

Anonymous asked: but my mom put a blok ohn meh pornogapry. i nnneddz dat flank!

If she did, it was for good reason.

Everything I knew was a lie.

Everything I knew was a lie.

Anonymous asked: well, wyze don't youz just send meh the drin- i mean link.

I’m obviously making it more difficult on you.

You shouldn’t ask to see someone’s behind anyway!

Anonymous asked: letz see dat plot?

Not the first time I’ve been asked.

You really wanna see it? Go ahead and look back through the three thousand plus posts I’ve made. I’ve posted it before.

everpresentshades-blog asked: If you have something about someone you wanna get off your chest I find it best to say it in a different language, or make up a language and say it. You get it off your chest AND people will stop bugging you. I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.

Nothing I need to get off my chest. I’m fine.

Better now with that recording done and uploaded.

Anonymous asked: Next time you hug Krastos, can you try and feel if there's a zipper on his back?

As soon as my arms grow to three times their current length and I can reach all the way around him, I’ll let you know what I find.

patchoulol asked: Sometimes I look at your blog, try to think of an interesting question, and fail miserably. That's ignoring when I'm too anxious to send one. I'll give you this, though: Did you know that you're my favorite color? That's not even a line or anything.

I did not know that, no.

But there’s no reason to be anxious! I’m pretty understanding, when you don’t say something ignorant and hateful to me about somepony I-…

Nevermind that last part.

Yes.
Thank you.
No. That would make me a very small bear.
And…

Yes.

Thank you.

No. That would make me a very small bear.

And…

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Anonymous asked: How did the meeting with Sweetie Belles teacher go? What was up?

Ever played SimAnt?

Don’t worry about it. The only ponies concerned with that meeting were present during the meeting.

Anonymous asked: Will you tell us it from your lyre then?

No, but Sweetie and I have been working on something tonight.

I’m almost done with it.

Sorry, but no. This isn’t for public ears. At least not from my mouth.

Sorry, but no. This isn’t for public ears. At least not from my mouth.

theblackstrawberry asked: hey... are you okay?

Not really.

I’m fine. I’ll always be fine.

Anonymous asked: lyrsa

Not really in the mood, right now.