Ask Lyra

Sep 16

protoponyblues-deactivated20111 asked: I'll be f-fine, thanks for your concern, and I've been r-repaired, I just need to recuperate for a little. T-takes some time to get used to the repairs. I c-can walk now though.

Recalibrating, huh? I guess that makes sense.

I’m glad you can walk!

askbasspony-deactivated20120130 asked: I see... I think about it often but I know you got annoyed from everyone asking all the time. I guess I am just concerned. I mean I died about a week ago and I am already back to normal... I guess its just that I cant relate and I worry because of it. Anyway how is Sweetie Belle adapting to living with you? I hope she is happy.

Oh, things are goin’.

protoponyblues-deactivated20111 asked: I'm s-sorry to hear that, I'm a good bit damaged myself.

Oh my! Are you alright?

You’re a robot too, right? Are you being repaired?

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Nut a program lyra.

Wow…

That’s quite a stretch.

letterstoapplebloom-blog-blog asked: Miss Lyra, might ah inquire as to what soda you are drinkin'?

[Whistle]

Ka-pu~gh-ka~gh!

askbasspony-deactivated20120130 asked: Hi Lyra... Are you going to tear my throat out if I ask how your hoof is feeling?

You’re a robot, I couldn’t tear your throat anyway. Could probably punch your head off, though!

But no, it’s fine. Still very shattered though. Gotten sort of used to it and the crutch. Can’t imagine trying to keep it in place without magic, though.

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your photo: Things are… interesting. Not sure. He and I…
I was wondering if you would censor that! I almost, sort of, self-censored it, but I ended up deciding not to. Darn, I apologize. Though, I think that would be nice for you all. You and your little, heh, “family.”

It’s okay! I thought about just letting it through, but you know, slippery-slope and all.

He and I do need to spend more time alone too, though…

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soundoflonesomeness replied to your post: Hi Lyra, I haven’t sp-spoken to you in a while, how are things?
Is the illness you refer to your addiction to the soda? Or is it your actual illness which you mentioned coming down with?

Well… Caffeine just calms my nerves, is all. If I go too long without it, I don’t get jittery or anything, but I don’t have as much patience.

Alcohol is a good substitute, but it’s more expensive. Had to cut back.

Things are… interesting.
Not sure. He and I should really do something this weekend, though! Maybe even with Sweetie, Bon-Bon, and Tootsie.

Things are… interesting.

Not sure. He and I should really do something this weekend, though! Maybe even with Sweetie, Bon-Bon, and Tootsie.

protoponyblues-deactivated20111 asked: Hi Lyra, I haven't sp-spoken to you in a while, how are things?

I’m alright. My throat burns like hay from drinking this soda, but I nee~d it!

I have an illness…

well, out of asks, for one thing

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Suppose to emulate an MMO combat-text interface. Let me know if anypony got the joke before I had to explain it.

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: hai der lyre.

Hello!

You have a strong accent. So forgive me ahead of time if I have to ask for certification.

Sep 15

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: so, how have you been?

I’m fine.

How are you?

Anonymous asked: but my mom put a blok ohn meh pornogapry. i nnneddz dat flank!

If she did, it was for good reason.

Everything I knew was a lie.

Everything I knew was a lie.