Ask Lyra

Sep 18

Anonymous asked: Dear Lyra, I'm in love with you. I'm on anon because I don't want this to affect our relationship but I couldn't keep this to myself any more. I love you, lyra, I love you with all my heart. I hope you've got no clue who this is because otherwise this could be very embarrassing. I really hope you get better soon my beautiful green maned friend.

This is always awkward…

Thank you for wishing me well.

severingjuan-deactivated2013020 asked: LOL ok sorry for messing with you Yes, it meant how are you? NOW THE QUESTION: Do you have any plan or something??? ya know you make your tubmlr like more whuaaaauuu and we will be all like whuaaaaa.. LULz

Nothing I can think of…

Sorry. I only have so many skills, so much time, and so many resources to use.

theblackstrawberry asked: You can't, this is something I have to do by myself. You have a more important thing to do, you have fillies to inspire, a health to recover, and a hoof to rest.

You-

[Cough]

You can’t die… I’m tired of ponies dying…

Please make it back safely…

[Sniff]

I wish I could help you…

theblackstrawberry asked: No... when somebody dies, their body just passes, and their soul leaves... I think I'm disappearing from the world... Eventually if I cease to exist, then nobody will remember me, and all traces of me will leave. I need to get going, I have to find something.

Wait!

[Cough] [Cough]

I can help you! I don’t want you to die!

theblackstrawberry asked: I think I have to get going now... I think I'm fading from existence... I want to become a pony again.

Wait, what?

What?!

What’s happening?! Are you dying?!

severingjuan-deactivated2013020 asked: como estas???

I think I know what that means.

I’m fine, how are you?

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: *sniffle* Oh goodie...well I can finally read that old diary I had...

Well, maybe we have different things.

As far as colds go, this is about as bad as it gets, sans pneumonia.

askmarythepony-deactivated20120 asked: You seem like you have some strong legs, Do you Travel?

Not as much as I used to.

I was pretty active in my youth. Not that I had much choice in the matter.

patchoulol asked: If you haven't done your good deed for the day, you can count reminding me of my microwaved burritos by chance. Unless you had something better planned, but I say relax. So, yeah, getting those now!

Cool!

Now I can goof off and finish Deus Ex!

Oh wait… I was already doing that…

severingjuan-deactivated2013020 asked: HOLA

Salut.

Have ta-
[Sniff]
Have ta censor the number of letters used too.
On the bright side, if you’re already coughing, that means you were already sick. You carry this for like two days before it actually takes effect.

Have ta-

[Sniff]

Have ta censor the number of letters used too.

On the bright side, if you’re already coughing, that means you were already sick. You carry this for like two days before it actually takes effect.

Ever make yourself some food and put it in the microwave and forget about it?

For three hours?

I think this sinus thing is hazing up my head, or something.

Edit: Completely by chance that I remembered about it in the first place.

everpresentshades-blog asked: Hey I'm sick too! Awesome, we can be sick buddies. Man head colds and sore throats sure are magical huh?

Yep…

Had one last year that had me by the throat for two weeks. Can’t let that happen again.

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: *back massage*

Ow… Ow… O~w…

Can you at least let me play mai game?

theblackstrawberry asked: :( I really hope you feel better soon... If there's anything you need just tell me and I'll go get it for you!

I’ll survive. But thanks.