Ask Lyra

Sep 18

Anonymous asked: Is it true Bon-Bon has the nickname BonBonBondage? And if so, are you it's a good idea to have a young impressionable foal like Sweetie Belle around her?

I’ve heard no such thing, at any point in time, and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t repeat that.

Bon-Bon treats Sweetie just like she does Tootsie, like she’s her own foal.

theblackstrawberry asked: That's good, see ya later Lyra.

Good luck!

[Cough]

theblackstrawberry asked: I will be back. While I'm gone, fell free to live in my house, I want you to get better. Sleep in a bed, take all the food, keep the house for all i care.

You’re going to come back and everything’s going to be just like you left it.

Besides, Bon-Bon’s taking care of me.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: Maybe she has to return to her home planet because they need her?
Note: Poochie Died On The Way Back To His Home Planet.

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theblackstrawberry asked: Don't worry, I'm just going to go try to make myself normal again. But here you should take this just in case. *draws on a piece of paper and writes a few things* My nurse friend taught me this spell. This piece of paper will tell you my current health status, bio ratings, current location and a few other things. It will constantly change. Don't worry I will come back.

That’s kinda cool.

Good luck. Maybe I’ll be better by the time you get back.

‘Cause you have to come back.

everpresentshades-blog asked: Maybe she has to return to her home planet because they need her?

I’m not sure how that would work, but maybe.

Anonymous asked: Dear Lyra, I'm in love with you. I'm on anon because I don't want this to affect our relationship but I couldn't keep this to myself any more. I love you, lyra, I love you with all my heart. I hope you've got no clue who this is because otherwise this could be very embarrassing. I really hope you get better soon my beautiful green maned friend.

This is always awkward…

Thank you for wishing me well.

severingjuan-deactivated2013020 asked: LOL ok sorry for messing with you Yes, it meant how are you? NOW THE QUESTION: Do you have any plan or something??? ya know you make your tubmlr like more whuaaaauuu and we will be all like whuaaaaa.. LULz

Nothing I can think of…

Sorry. I only have so many skills, so much time, and so many resources to use.

theblackstrawberry asked: You can't, this is something I have to do by myself. You have a more important thing to do, you have fillies to inspire, a health to recover, and a hoof to rest.

You-

[Cough]

You can’t die… I’m tired of ponies dying…

Please make it back safely…

[Sniff]

I wish I could help you…

theblackstrawberry asked: No... when somebody dies, their body just passes, and their soul leaves... I think I'm disappearing from the world... Eventually if I cease to exist, then nobody will remember me, and all traces of me will leave. I need to get going, I have to find something.

Wait!

[Cough] [Cough]

I can help you! I don’t want you to die!

theblackstrawberry asked: I think I have to get going now... I think I'm fading from existence... I want to become a pony again.

Wait, what?

What?!

What’s happening?! Are you dying?!

severingjuan-deactivated2013020 asked: como estas???

I think I know what that means.

I’m fine, how are you?

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: *sniffle* Oh goodie...well I can finally read that old diary I had...

Well, maybe we have different things.

As far as colds go, this is about as bad as it gets, sans pneumonia.

askmarythepony-deactivated20120 asked: You seem like you have some strong legs, Do you Travel?

Not as much as I used to.

I was pretty active in my youth. Not that I had much choice in the matter.

patchoulol asked: If you haven't done your good deed for the day, you can count reminding me of my microwaved burritos by chance. Unless you had something better planned, but I say relax. So, yeah, getting those now!

Cool!

Now I can goof off and finish Deus Ex!

Oh wait… I was already doing that…