Ask Lyra

Sep 19

queenfrau asked: Hey there Lyra, no time no talk. How are you?

Sick and embarrassed as all hay. Which is a feat for me.

How are you?

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: unce unce unce unce unce unce

Wait Can Ponies Even Perform The Time Warp?

Could always do The Thriller, I suppose.

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: oh. my. [omitted]. this dues ex game is amazing.

AHAHHAHA! I Saw That Too And I Was Hoping You’d Comment On It.

It wouldn’t really be that big of a deal. I just beat the game once. Starting over on hard mode now.

rainbowdash-answers asked: Good i hope you head back home, right now! D: That coughing seems really serious to me! You shouldn't do any reckless things Lyra, i'm a bit worried there! ...I'll let the 'Sweetie' slide THIS one time! ><'

I’m back. Been back for a while now.

[Cough] [Cough]

Your right though. I shouldn’t have left. Sorry!

But, Rainbow, when I said Sweetie, I meant Sweetie Belle. Under the assumption that she reads my page and would see the message.

garyyo asked: oh. my. [omitted]. this dues ex game is amazing.

garyyo answered:

grt lyra let you play deus ex. or if she wont let you do it anyway, remember to overwrite her savefile, thats how hardcore gamers do it.

… I’m watching you, mister…

Anonymous asked: Эй Лира! все в России любит тебя! есть хороший день!

So~ sorry! No idea what you’re saying!

I didn’t auto-translate that to make sure there weren’t any swears in it before posting. Nope. Not me.

Anonymous asked: unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce do a dance please. (I want to know how you dance) nce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce uncence unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce

It’s just a jump to the left…

askagentgummy-blog asked: Well it's not as bad as the spellplague from the middle-ages... *brings up ponyMD on cloptop* Says your horn gets a magic infection and it messes up your lungs.

That’s lovely.

Let’s talk about something that doesn’t involve giving me nightmares…

askagentgummy-blog asked: So, uh, you were vaccinated against unicorn pneumonia as a kid right? Magic diseases are supposed to be tricky... That cough doesn't sound good.

You’re making that up.

There’s no such thing.

Right?

Sep 18

Anonymous asked: Hey Lyra! anon here to tell you that that Bon-Bon is perfect for you. you guys are quit nice together.

And that would be a lot more relevant, if I were gay.

Seriously, though? She’s like my sister at this point.

[Cough] [Cough]

Twelve shades of wrong.

[Cough]

Great… My chest is starting to hurt from coughing too much…

I need to lean back or something.

Anonymous asked: If you can't say legally I understand. I know there are a few things you're not allowed to speak about but if I find out this isn't one of them i'll be very disappointed in you. Wait is the reason why you were sent to Ponyville related to the other things you can't talk about?

How…?

I can’t talk about that.

Anonymous asked: Is it true that before you were a seapony, you were in fact a human that got caught in a maelstrom and whirlpool, only to be saved by flutterpony magic and turned into a seapony, where you played happily with bushwoolies and grundles in Ponyland?

No…

Just… No.

No more seapony. It’s not funny anymore. The joke peaked when that seapony Lyra made a tumblr.

rainbowdash-answers asked: Yes, but i'm already trying to cheer you up! So you don't need to be so groomy just enjoy what you have and don't think about the bad sides, Lyra!

Thank you… I’ll be fine.

[Cough] [Cough]

It sure is cold out here… I’m going to start back home.

Sorry for leaving without saying anything, Sweetie.

Anonymous asked: I want to admire your strong character and uncompromising attitude from a respectful and impersonal distance sooooo hard.

Oh… Um… Thank you…

[Cough] [Cough]

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severingjuan-deactivated2013020 asked: can you give us a little tease of the question you don´t want to answer for legal reassons???

“Legal”, should be clue enough.

I can honestly say, though, I’d be much better off if you didn’t dig too deep. I’d hate to have to leave Ponyville forever.

For legal reasons.

rainbowdash-answers asked: Impatient is still better than one moddy unicorn! >.>' So what makes you think you get to be an emotional "wrack" for the rest of the evening, rather thinking negativ don't we?

General trends observed over an extended period of time.

I’ve been around for a while, after all. I think I would know me pretty well.