Ignore Him. You And Krastos Are The Cutest Couple Ever. I Haven’t Seen Either Of You Since You Started Dating But I Really Want To See What You’re Like Together These Days. I Bet You’re Adorable.
Well, you certainly don’t want to see me right now. This sickness has got my hair all stringy, like straw.
rainbowdash-answers asked: Hey Lyra, what makes you think you are a guardian? Doen't Sweetie sometimes, get the feeling you are overprotective? Really, fillies need some space too! Remember that! Aside that, i should really talk with other Rainbow Dash did you know she APPROVED of Scootaloo swaring? and she calls herself a rolemodel? >:o
Guardian as in legal guardian. Only I’m not legally her guardian, so I can’t say legal guardian.
I give Sweetie tons of space!
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I think… Let me know if you want more space, Sweetie!
I certainly don’t approve of a foal swearing, but there are different ways to raise a child. Differing family dynamics enforce differing sets of values.
Anonymous asked: Lyra, I thought you were one of the coolest ponies around. Why in the name of Celestia are you dating a bear?! There's plenty of good colts (or mares) out there for you.
I read the first sentence and had to stop. Then I read the rest and wished I’d just stopped entirely.
I don’t need to explain myself to anypony, thank you very much.
askpinklestia asked: So, did they bully you for being a green pony? I had that problem as a filly, and being called "Minty" did not help...
Short answer: no.
Long answer, there are worse things than being bullied.
Besides that, I had a bit of a violent streak in me. Ponies my age knew better than to take more than a few playful jabs.
velociraptorchap-deactivated201 asked: I'm sorry if this offends you, but if Sweetie Belle is your daughter who is the father?
Sweetie Belle isn’t my daughter. I’m just looking after her, like a guardian.
Anonymous asked: How far would you go in order to gain a pair of hands?
As far as the corner drugstore, but they’d better be on sale!
Anonymous asked: Was THAT a good question or what?
Wat.
swartzme asked: what do you think of sweetie belle's manager? me and him are good friend but i want to know what others think of him.
Manager? What? Sweetie doesn’t have a manager!
Wait… Is this about that Colta-Cola advert? That was a one time spot. Contract is over and you know it too. Buzz off! You’re not taking advantage of a child!
everpresentshades-blog asked: Are you planning on showing Sweetie any scary movies this Halloween? Less violent stuff like Psycho, The Haunting, or 1408?
Of course not!
Mostly because I don’t like horror movies.
Anonymous asked: is THIS a good question?
Not bad. Could use a little work.
Anonymous asked: How do you feel about those filthy non-Unicorns and their primitve lifestyles?
Oh, you know, they just can’t help their filthy, non-unicorn selves! It’s a shame really.
I never will be able to understand how any pony can seriously think that way. Anxious or nervous around other races? Fine. Judgmental? Maybe it’s conditioned, or reinforced during upbringing.
But to think you’re better than some pony else because of your race? That will never, ever add up.
Anonymous asked: What kind of Sweets do you like?
Fruity stuff, mostly.
Expensive chocolate is awesome too! And fudge!
Strawberry cheese cake… And Strawberry shortcake ice cream!
If it has to be regular chocolate, like a cheap candy bar, caramel is a nice mix.
White chocolate is awesome too…
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And I don’t have any of it… Well, ‘cept for this strawberry slushie.
Anonymous asked: How are you doing Lyra? Are you heavily drugged yet?
This stuff is all relatively mild compared to what I was taking. It’s just more specialized; nasal spray and some antibacterial for now.
Tomorrow I’ll start taking something else with it, though. Not sure what effect it’ll have.
Edit: I’m back, by the way.
You must take me for a foal.
I could be hopped up on morphine and I’d still see through that loaf of bull!
Anonymous asked: bun buun na buun buun buun na na na na na na na na gah boon boon boon kuh, na nan an an na na na n a na na huh huh kay SCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
Sorry, I don’t get the reference.
Headed back home soon. I have an upper respiratory infection. Got a bunch of stuff to take, though.