Ask Lyra

Sep 19

everpresentshades-blog asked: Are you planning on showing Sweetie any scary movies this Halloween? Less violent stuff like Psycho, The Haunting, or 1408?

Of course not!

Mostly because I don’t like horror movies.

Anonymous asked: is THIS a good question?

Not bad. Could use a little work.

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about those filthy non-Unicorns and their primitve lifestyles?

Oh, you know, they just can’t help their filthy, non-unicorn selves! It’s a shame really.

I never will be able to understand how any pony can seriously think that way. Anxious or nervous around other races? Fine. Judgmental? Maybe it’s conditioned, or reinforced during upbringing.

But to think you’re better than some pony else because of your race? That will never, ever add up.

Anonymous asked: What kind of Sweets do you like?

Fruity stuff, mostly.

Expensive chocolate is awesome too! And fudge!

Strawberry cheese cake… And Strawberry shortcake ice cream!

If it has to be regular chocolate, like a cheap candy bar, caramel is a nice mix.

White chocolate is awesome too…

And I don’t have any of it… Well, ‘cept for this strawberry slushie.

Anonymous asked: How are you doing Lyra? Are you heavily drugged yet?

This stuff is all relatively mild compared to what I was taking. It’s just more specialized; nasal spray and some antibacterial for now.

Tomorrow I’ll start taking something else with it, though. Not sure what effect it’ll have.

Edit: I’m back, by the way.

You must take me for a foal.
I could be hopped up on morphine and I’d still see through that loaf of bull!

You must take me for a foal.

I could be hopped up on morphine and I’d still see through that loaf of bull!

Anonymous asked: bun buun na buun buun buun na na na na na na na na gah boon boon boon kuh, na nan an an na na na n a na na huh huh kay SCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH

Sorry, I don’t get the reference.

Headed back home soon. I have an upper respiratory infection. Got a bunch of stuff to take, though.

Going to the Doctor now…

Back later.

All of my scorn…
I mean, erasing someone’s data is just mean to be mean!
Nevermind that the game is violent and they swear a lot!
Not that I haven’t seen foals exposed to worse games and walk away okay… But Sweetie’s sensitive!

All of my scorn…

I mean, erasing someone’s data is just mean to be mean!

Nevermind that the game is violent and they swear a lot!

Not that I haven’t seen foals exposed to worse games and walk away okay… But Sweetie’s sensitive!

She has the formula tattooed on her ankle.

asksnips:

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Rebloggin’ that Memento mu~g!

Good night!

asksweetiebelle-deactivated2012 asked: That's good. I'm good.

Great!

[Cough] [Cough]

I better head to bed now… Got to make sure I don’t sleep in too late.

asklilypony asked: The hay ? You're still sick Lyra? Well my allergies are actin' up a bit.. or I could be coming down with something.. I hope you feel better.

Yeah… Bon-Bon thinks it might be a sinus infection.

Probably going to the doctor tomorrow…

asksweetiebelle-deactivated2012 asked: How are you, Lyra?

Hello, little Applebloom!

I’m a little sick right now. But I’m listening to some good ol’ musical numbers.

“Who says I can’t?!”

“The man with the funny hat… Hm…”

Edit: Anyway, makes me feel better.

How are you?

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askgildagriffon replied to your post: Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Come With Me And You’ll Be In A World Of Pure Imagination.

Yes, but you don’t lead with your forerunner.

But for you? As you wish.

Anonymous asked: Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty

Okay, we’re done with that now.

Moving on.

Best musical movie ever.