Ask Lyra

Sep 20

theblackstrawberry asked: Dear Lyra, if you are reading this, my bio signals must be at 0. I'm sorry it appears fortune wasn't on my side today. I wont forget my promise and I will return.

No…

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anon-pony-blog asked: ((♥))

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Anonymous asked: But what?

Bah woah!

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: thank you, i try.

It shows.

We’ve obviously never spoke face-to-face. Ask Gilda or Mint; I can swear with the best of ‘em.
But it’s not proper etiquette in generalize public.

We’ve obviously never spoke face-to-face. Ask Gilda or Mint; I can swear with the best of ‘em.

But it’s not proper etiquette in generalize public.

From the very talented Anon-Pony.
Go ahead and follow him/her/them!

From the very talented Anon-Pony.

Go ahead and follow him/her/them!

jmg1234-deactivated20140425 asked: little does that annon know that the penaltiy for beastiality in old judiasm is death

Doh ho ho~! Well played!

paemerbiksem asked: What does "patootie" means??

Butt.

It means butt.

theblackstrawberry asked: Today fate calls. I will return!

I’m rooting for you!

paemerbiksem asked: Hey lyra wazzup? : )

Still sick.

Possibly a little better, but I may have to cancel that meeting tomorrow. Which means rescheduling, which is a pain in the patootie.

Anonymous asked: So what do you call Krastos since he's a bear? I mean, if he was a pony, you could call him your coltfriend, but he's a bear, which means you can't call him your coltfriend.

I call him Boscov.

Sounds good to me.
Gotta earn that extra-credit, little anon.
Edit: Of course, the real challenge would be packing all of that into ten pages. Been quite a few human religions over the years, from what I’ve seen.

Sounds good to me.

Gotta earn that extra-credit, little anon.

Edit: Of course, the real challenge would be packing all of that into ten pages. Been quite a few human religions over the years, from what I’ve seen.

ask-daisy-blog asked: Lyra, do suggestive anons scare you? I give them quite the opposite treatment they're expecting.

Nah.

Not that I get very many. Most of the comments I receive are at least mature.

Anonymous asked: hey, teacher. can i get some *unzips pants* extra credit??

We don’t wear cloths.

Anonymous asked: What's your zombie plan?

Hope I can get either get a pegasus to fly me to Cloudsdale, or take that big ol’ balloon there.

Even if zombie pegasus have enough coordination to fly (which they probably wouldn’t), I’d only have to deal with zombie pegasus. That cuts the zombie horde count down pretty substantially.