Ask Lyra

Sep 20

paemerbiksem asked: Hey lyra wazzup? : )

Still sick.

Possibly a little better, but I may have to cancel that meeting tomorrow. Which means rescheduling, which is a pain in the patootie.

Anonymous asked: So what do you call Krastos since he's a bear? I mean, if he was a pony, you could call him your coltfriend, but he's a bear, which means you can't call him your coltfriend.

I call him Boscov.

Sounds good to me.
Gotta earn that extra-credit, little anon.
Edit: Of course, the real challenge would be packing all of that into ten pages. Been quite a few human religions over the years, from what I’ve seen.

Sounds good to me.

Gotta earn that extra-credit, little anon.

Edit: Of course, the real challenge would be packing all of that into ten pages. Been quite a few human religions over the years, from what I’ve seen.

ask-daisy-blog asked: Lyra, do suggestive anons scare you? I give them quite the opposite treatment they're expecting.

Nah.

Not that I get very many. Most of the comments I receive are at least mature.

Anonymous asked: hey, teacher. can i get some *unzips pants* extra credit??

We don’t wear cloths.

Anonymous asked: What's your zombie plan?

Hope I can get either get a pegasus to fly me to Cloudsdale, or take that big ol’ balloon there.

Even if zombie pegasus have enough coordination to fly (which they probably wouldn’t), I’d only have to deal with zombie pegasus. That cuts the zombie horde count down pretty substantially.

Anonymous asked: Fairly good?

Sure.

Anonymous asked: How is the Equestrian economy?

I’m a musician working as a substitute teacher’s aid. What do you think my answer would be?

Anonymous asked: galaxy 5000 is the best racing game ever.

I never cared too much for racing games.

Anonymous asked: What is your alcohol of choice?

Wine coolers.

Gotta have flavor. I don’t drink to get drunk.

everpresentshades-blog asked: I hope you know that you have a bunch of people on your side about the whole type situation. You need to try and not get so pissed about him, every time you do you're just turning control over to the other person. Try to chillax and forget about him and when he asks you stuff ignore him or be quick and to the point.

I assure you, I am capable of just that.

Anonymous asked: Hey you should probably start playing Dead Island now, especially is you have a PS3 because we could become zombie killing buddies. This would be pretty cool so I'll just leave this here.

Don’t have a Playstable 3, sorry.

Only have an X-Colt 360, at least as far as resent systems are concerned.

askangeltherabbit-deactivated20 asked: Lyra, my favorite show is showing a two-parter of it's next season. However, the rest of the show's season won't start until at least a month later. How do I deal with that?

Hmm…

Hobbies.

There’s all kinds, though. Have you tried your paw at writing? Maybe some flash games?

All depends on how much free time you have to keep your mind preoccupied, little guy.

Cooking is an interesting one, I’m told. You get as much out of it as you’re willing to put into it, and you can use it everyday!

Anonymous asked: Why do you let meta powers control your life?

That’s none of your concern.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Miss Lyra? Discord is a creature called a Draconiquis, effectively a Chimera on steroids. He is evil, merciless, and cruel. He uses fell magic to swap a pony's personality to it's exact opposite, and he has already ruined several relationships and friendships. Avoid him at ALL costs...

Oh… That whole legend thing, about the statue on Canterlot Castle grounds. I’ll believe that when I see it.

Memory serves, though, it’s not about swapping a personality to its opposite, it’s shifting it into a form that causes mayhem. It would only work in direct opposites if somepony’s personality was governed almost solely by a harmonious attribute. Something like… that animal caregiver, Fluttershy, going from meek and kind to outrageous and hateful.