Ask Lyra

Sep 23

Meta powers tells me that somewhere, in whatever language that was, you said a very bad word.
The kind of word that would make even a reasonable mare accelerate their hoof into your eye cavity.
Which, I find, to be an apt way of wording it; because...

Meta powers tells me that somewhere, in whatever language that was, you said a very bad word.

The kind of word that would make even a reasonable mare accelerate their hoof into your eye cavity.

Which, I find, to be an apt way of wording it; because that’s all that would be left.

A cavity.

Anonymous asked: Are you a happy pony?

I’d like to think so!

The world is tough, but the experience is still worth it!

Things are just a lot easier if you’re content with what you have.

paemerbiksem asked: How you doin'?

Better than yesterday, which was better than the day before that.

Still sort of sick, but probably not contagious anymore.

Played around on my Demon/Time Mastermind in City of Ponies. So far I think it’s pretty neat!

Anonymous asked: *leaves a sack filled with five-hundred thousand bits* Can you enjoy this?

If asterisks were real.

Anonymous asked: Is it true that your father is a tube of extra-minty toothpaste?

You know what? Yeah. That’s it exactly.

Thank you for solving that mystery.

theblackstrawberry asked: I think, I'll stop hugging you now. I'm going to go home and eat, I haven't eaten in a few days...

Probably a good idea.

Have a good lunch!

Wanted to find free sheet music to BYOB. Obviously I couldn’t.

This isn’t bad, though. Vitamin String Quartet are awesome!

Thank you!

Thank you!

garyyo asked: its getting difficult to like all your posts, is there some other way to make you feel warm inside?

Well…

Nah. You’re fine.

And thanks!

askebonydarknessdementiaravenwa asked: Gut betta Lira!!!!11

Gut… Betra? Beta? Get-

Get? Get… Better!

Get better Lyra!

Thank you!

theblackstrawberry asked: Sometimes you make me worried... But it's okay, you can stand under my umbrella.

I’m fine.

Only done for laughs.

Sep 22

theblackstrawberry asked: :( please get well soon..

I’d better. Down to my last antibiotic pill.

I’m sure I’ll be fine.

Evidently, somepony really likes me.
Seriously, though. Thanks. Makes me feel all warm inside.

Evidently, somepony really likes me.

Seriously, though. Thanks. Makes me feel all warm inside.

Anonymous asked: Is it true ponies are completely unable to acquire a taste for free form jazz?

I don’t know.

I just prefer smooth jazz.