Ask Lyra

Sep 26

charles-merriman-deactivated201 asked: ..I'm a girl. And I'm possibly almost related to a green older pony you might know. POSSIBLY. Maybe. Probably not.

I take it your avatar isn’t a reflection of your identity.

That or a cat is somehow, “possibly almost” related to a pony.

I believe I know the mare in which you speak, though.

charles-merriman-deactivated201 asked: Crap, you caught me. I'm you secret admirer. I was hopin-Wait. He went to jail? This is a story that needs to be told. How did you get mixed up with this guy?

The story has been told, along with a few related ones.

If you dare.

garyyo asked: is this "doctor" bothering you minty? you want me to "take" care of him?

You’re a little too possessive for your own good.

Do me a favor and relax.

charles-merriman-deactivated201 asked: A bear. You're choosing a BEAR over ME? DON'T YOU REMEMBER? WE DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL. How long have you know this Bear fellow? AS LONG AS HIGH SCHOOL?

The stallion I dated in high school went to prison for taking part in a drug cartel.

You probably aren’t him.

charles-merriman-deactivated201 asked: Marry me.

I’m afraid that’s out of the question.

Besides that, I believe I’m already in a relationship with a kind bear.

You understand, I hope.

garyyo asked: i say we make a time machine, hug minty, go back in time and fix everything. then come back and hug minty. you just look so huggable, i dont know why.

If only; if only.

everpresentshades-blog asked: Don't worry about Gilda, I've got a set up ready for her to rest at while she gets herself together with the whole Twilight incident. Also, I have the Beverly Hills 90210 theme playing and it's matching the whole scene pretty well.

Actually, I need her here with me.

There’s something she needs to know, and the window to tell her is closing.

Anonymous asked: Oh colt... OOOOH COLT. Gilda is gonna be needing a lot of comforting. A lot and lot of comforting. Well, I guess that's just the way how things go in Ponyville, huh?

So I’ve seen…

Even I don’t rightly know what to do about this one…

everpresentshades-blog asked: Wait, Celestia would PUNISH her? Is there a law against memory spells? She didn't cast it on other people, she just did something really stupid to herself.

Those with positions of power must be held to a higher level of responsibility than those without.

Silly mare could have lobotomized herself. That wouldn’t be very generous, would it?

garyyo asked: but, but, but, minty, we have been through so much together. besides the other guy is an anon, you cant contact an anon, thats just silly.

Sounds like there’s nothing you can do about it, then.

Try not to take it personally.

garyyo asked: hey, i thought only i could call you minty!

You actually sent me a message about this?

Well… That’s really not something I can control. You’d have to talk with whoever sent that message.

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rarityreplies replied to your post: Try your best to keep Sweetie Belle out of this.
If by the chance that I won’t be able to get my memory back..What caused her to be with you instead of with me?

Well… I’m not exactly the best one to ask…

I highly recommend you get your memory back, though. You’re making things very difficult on me.

Go talk to Celes- Princess Celestia. She might punish you, in some way, but she can fix this.

Anonymous asked: Hey minty, not only do you keep breaths nice-smelling, you are also a beacon of sanity in an Equestria gone crazy. Those two unicorns and their inferior non-pony lovers are doing nothing but creating problems for everypony else.

If only you knew how ridiculous you sound right now.

Thanks just the same, I suppose.

everpresentshades-blog asked: This may be the fun exception where the As the Griffon Flies episode I write is actually less confusing than what is actually happening. To the point, I'm sure Sweetie is fine and I think this just reinforces the fact that Sweetie went ot the best possible home.

Hmm…

Ah… We’ll see.

letterstoapplebloom-blog-blog asked: Yes Miss Lyra...

There’s a good filly.